Wednesday, 3 November 2021

Notification of data incident

 


Notification of data incident


Wednesday 3 November 2021


Dear Sir / Madam,


We are writing to you to let you know that a third party that handles data on our behalf has been subject to a cyber incident. While the Party’s investigation remains ongoing, we wanted to make you aware of this incident and the measures which we have taken in response. We have also provided details of precautionary steps you may consider taking to help protect yourself.


What happened?


On 29 October 2021, we were informed of the cyber incident by the third party. The third party told us that the incident had resulted in a significant quantity of Party data being rendered inaccessible on their systems. As soon as the Party was notified of these matters, we engaged third-party experts and the incident was immediately reported to the relevant authorities, including the National Crime Agency (NCA), National Cyber Security Centre (NCSC) and the Information Commissioner’s Office (ICO). The Party continues to work closely with each of these authorities. The Party is also working closely and on an urgent basis with the third party in order to understand the full nature, circumstances and impact of the incident. The Party’s own data systems were unaffected by this incident.


What information was involved?


We understand that the data includes information provided to the Party by its members, registered and affiliated supporters, and other individuals who have provided their information to the Party. The full scope and impact of the incident is being urgently investigated.


What are the Labour Party doing?


The Party takes the security of all personal information for which it is responsible very seriously. It is doing everything within its power to investigate and address this incident in close liaison with law enforcement, the Information Commissioner’s Office and the affected third party.


What you can do


With incidents of this nature becoming increasingly common, it is more important than ever to remain vigilant against suspicious activity. As an immediate precaution, and in line with National Cyber Security Centre guidance, we recommend you take the following steps to protect yourself:


Be especially vigilant against suspicious activity, including suspicious emails, phone calls or text messages. The National Cyber Security Centre has published advice regarding suspicious emails on its website: https://ncsc.gov.uk/guidance/suspicious-email-actions 

If you have received an email which you’re not quite sure about, forward it to the Suspicious Email Reporting Service (SERS) via report@phishing.gov.uk.

You can also implement two-factor authentication (2FA) where possible to protect your online accounts from unauthorised access as described in the following publication on the National Cyber Security Centre’s website: https://www.ncsc.gov.uk/guidance/setting-two-factor-authentication-2fa

Additional guidance about what to watch out for online can be found here: https://www.ncsc.gov.uk/guidance/data-breaches

For more information


If you have any questions or queries in relation to this incident, please direct them to privacy@labour.org.uk. We will also provide updates on our website in respect of this incident in line with guidance received from relevant law enforcement authorities.


Kind regards,


The Labour Party


 

Friday, 29 October 2021

You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is...


This year I keep being followed round the internet wherever I go by clickbait articles entitled "You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is...".  

Even when I am not at my personal devices the question of who Naga Munchetty's husband is stalks me on news site advertising windows like a virus.  

I have no idea who Naga Munchetty's husband is.  

You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is..

Well, I do because I gave in and and clicked on the link and actually he's some back room person in TV which is about as boring an answer as it is possible to divine.  

You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is..

Anyway, since asking the question "You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is..?" is clearly the way to the top of the internet rankings and a magical key to free traffic and publicity I have now decided that what up to now this website has been missing is a post asking the readers "You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is..?"  So here it is.  

You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is..

As to the political implications of asking such a question I feel that I am not qualified to explore them, just to keep repeating the phrase "You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is..?" over  and over and over and over...

You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is...

Maybe the internet is broken an there is an algorithmic positive feedback loop somewhere that forces every page on the internet to repetitively answer this one question over and over.  

You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is...

Perhaps there is some kind of giant computer like Deep Though from THGTTG which is trying to find the correct answer to this question because it forms a fundamental building block of the universe.

You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is...

Perhaps within these words is encrypted a giant mystery which when it is resolved will reveal the solution as to who actually runs society...

You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is...

Perhaps answering the question will bring a terrible curse upon whoever does such that they will die in a boat like The Lady of Shalott as the mirror cracks from side to side...

You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is...

Perhaps it is the first line of a popular folk song of which I am unaware but which in the future will make her as famous as Molly Mallone...

She was a newsreader

But sure 'twas no wonder

For so weren't her father and mother before

And they each watched the News

And gave political Views

Crying "I'm Naga Munchetty and the answer is James Haggar"

Wednesday, 27 October 2021

Wednesday, 13 October 2021

Revisiting Deep Space Nine...


Having wandered through the whole of Star Trek The Next Generation on Netflix I’ve now wandered on to Deep Space Nine … and what a strange thing it is.  I’ve tried to categorise it as a format (because who is happy unless they can put something into a box?) and I think the nearest to anything else that I can place it is it seems to be a cross between a Western and Minder. 

It really seems an excuse to explore the various races encountered in TNG.  Primarily the Ferengi (the ones with the big ears), the Bajorans (the ones with the crinkly nose) and the Cardassians (the ones that look like lizards).

The breakout character in the series is Quark the Ferengi bar owner.  Throughout TNG Captain Pickard is often bleating that the Federation has eliminated want and greed – particularly when reviving cryogenically frozen people from the past.  However, DS9 reveals this to seemingly be total baloney as the space station’s inhabitants and the Ferengi in particular are obsessed with bars of “gold pressed latinum” and dodgy dealing.  The hyper capitalist Ferengi who are supposed to be a satire on 20th century humans live to rip people off – indeed it’s part of their religion which has some 285 rules of acquisition” which someone called Jonah Goldberg compared with the 613 Commandments of Judeism.  He also complained that their ears being big was somehow the same as Nazi caricatures of big nose Jews.  Well, Spock has big ears and… but I suppose Spock is not a negative depiction.  The again neither is Quark really.   He’s a man/Ferengi trapped in a system.  Then again perhaps there’s a glimmer of truth here somewhere… I mean, if you’re going to create a religion for your characters it is probably going to end up as a portmanteau of existing religions or you’d have to invent it from first principles… or perhaps Mr Goldberg is seeing what he wants to see… or maybe everything that is a satire on capitalism gets called anti-Semitic… but it could just as easily be a satire of the protestant work ethic…?  Anyway…

...Quark (Armin Shimerman) ’s bar, which is somewhere between the Winchester Club, Rick's Café Américain and Café Rene allows for a lot of interesting comedy plots and double dealings.  A lot of stolen artifacts drive the plots …which is a bit of a plot hole as I thought the replicators could replicate anything… but maybe even with replication there’s a way to discover if it’s the real Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies…. Sorry, wrong show…  but the same rules of farce are often employed. 

Particularly memorable so far is the comedy classic episode “The Nagus” in which Quark is promoted temporarily to the position of Nagus (or Chief Ferengi) and finds himself quickly out of his depth as he's no Tony Soprano. In many ways the Ferengi seem to mirror the Mafia with their close family associations, relatives prepared to bump each other off in internecine conflicts and obsession with dubious money making schemes.  Well, closer to that than…

There are nice subplots too.  The relationship between Commander Sisko and his son Jake and Jake’s relationship with Nog who is the son of Quark’s much put upon underling/brother Rom is really well done and sets up interesting power dynamics that really drive the plots forward.  Avery Brooks and Cirroc Lofton have a nice chemistry together as father and son and the dichotomy between the Commander’s principles and practice are often subtly laid bare.   Aron Eisenberg who played Nog  (Jake’s Ferengi friend) is good with Loften too … sadly it seems Aron died aged 50 of heart failure in 2019…

The inhabitants of DS9 are further fleshed out with Odo (the shapeshifting loner), Julian Bashir (the enthusiastic doctor), Jadzia Dax (the one with the parasite inside), Kira Nerys (the Bajoran liason) and Chief O’Brien (the transporter chief from TNG who has been promoted and is sometimes seen with his wife Keiko when the production team can afford her)… but it’s Ferengi Quark and his hilarious shenanigans that steal the show.

Friday, 8 October 2021

Jobs I'm glad I don't have...


... but I'm glad someone does them.  Mind you don't know what he's doing. Urban explorer? 

Tuesday, 28 September 2021

The situation has stabilised

There's no queue for petrol at Sainsburys because there's no petrol at Sainsburys.  Yesterday there was such a long complicated queue that no one could get in to buy groceries... Apart from me who parked on the other side of the road... When I got in I said to the lady (singular) on the 1 open till... "Shame no one else can get in here".  She said they'd been diverting the traffic round to the other petrol station entrance but they still clogged up the car park making all the staff late for work to serve the customers that couldn't get there... 

Update.... Sainsburys changed their opening hours to ease congestion. Lady in Birmingham complains she's being discriminated against
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/whats-on/shopping/sainsburys-under-fire-over-controversial-21795981
 

Saturday, 25 September 2021

Buy To Let Cars - The Worst Financial Product Ever Invented?

One has to wonder what has happened to capitalism.  Is there nothing left to sell?  Is everything now just a financial service or a chance to borrow?

As if BuyToLet Landords were not enough of an issue for society – to the point where a Conservative government is talking about legislation to control the bulk purchase of new builds by foreign builders – we now have the strange new phenomenon of the Buy To Let Car.  



If you travel north along the Purley Way a gargantuan hoarding advertises 8-10 per cent profits for investing in a BuyToLet cars.  If you travel south a poster on the reverse side of the hoarding boasts of the benefits of hiring a car.  Is anyone stupid enough to not put the information on these two posters together?  

It would seem so for today an email from the AA offered me the joy of driving an electric car…

 


…to indulge this pleasure all I have to do is pay them ~£250 a month for at least 24 months … “You will not own the vehicle at the end of the term”.  Now I can see the point of renting a car sometimes rather than owning.  But what is the point of this?  Okay, there’s the snob value of driving a new electric car, but is that really worth paying £5760 for over two years?  

Is this driving a price inflation of new motors as people are buying them for a speculative investment... so the rest of us will forever be buying from Arthur Daley...?

Okay new electrics are expensive (don’t ask me why – it must be the materials because they have less moving parts) but you could still own the whole car in 8 years starting from no deposit and without taking into account any government grant.  Why would you want to lock yourself into any contract where at the end of it you own nothing?


 

To be fair there is “insurance” so you can exit the deal if you have been made redundant, gone blind 6 months ago, got divorced or have suffered “the death of you or your partner, where it’s not the result of alcohol, solvent or drug abuse and” <- Judgy or what?  So if you divorce your wife we’ll let you off but if she dies of an overdose tough on your druggy posterior?

 

This offer is so insulting I think that it would have been easier for the AA to simply send an email calling me a rude word.





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PS There's not much justice in the world but after I wrote this I discovered that...

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2021/mar/16/buy2let-cars-investors-fear-serious-losses-as-firm-goes-into-administration


More Info here about just how few cars Buy2LetCars actually had.  So few the Serious Fraud Office have been called in... 

https://www.bondreview.co.uk/2021/05/21/buy2letcars-investors-invested-in-cars-which-didnt-exist-administrators-confirm/

Buy to Let property works because the number of properties is limited leading to monopolies.  Buy to Let cars.... They can just make more.... How could this ever work? 

Thursday, 16 September 2021

3 Clear Sundays

The other month I heard that Tony Selby had died ...except that it wasn't Tony Selby of Dr Who / Sabalom Glitz fame but a Tony Selby... so I was shocked twice over when reading the paper again the other day discovered that the Tony Selby had died... His obituaries make mention of one of his early breaks in the TV Wednesday Play by a young Ken Loach "3 Clear Sundays" - a polemic against capital punishment ... and drop me through a trap door if Mr Loach hasn't only gone and put all his old Wednesday Plays from the 60s and 70s online for free ... so here it is if you find you have a spare hour or so...





The Thin Blue Line

Rudolph Walker
c/o Garry Knight

Wandering over BBC Iplayer I recently came across Ben Elton’s 90s Police comedy “The Thin Blue Line” which suffered at the time from not being Blackadder 5 but looking at it now it stands up really well.  It chronicles the life of Inspector Raymond Fowler (Rowan Atkinson) and his long suffering girlfriend Sergeant Patricia Dawkins (Serena Evans).  

Fowler is a man who revels in the boring and procedural.  His nemesis is the CID division’s inspector Grim (David Haig) who in a parody of the Bill/Sweeney shouties is given lots of lines about having his arse on the line and not needed anything up it.  Grim is, of course, blissfully unaware of the proctorial nature of these puns in a Mrs Slocombe’s pussy way.

Elton said he based it to an extend on Dad's Army and...


Mirroring the church hall scenes of Dad’s Army there is usually a weekly office scene in which Fowler explains to his minions his latest directive/scheme of the week to derision and misunderstandings from his underlings.  These include Rudolph Walker (from “Love They Neighbour”) who plays the older never-gone-anywhere-PC in a philosophical way relating most incidents to something that happened in his Trinidadian childhood, Mina Anwar (who was in the “Sarah Jane Adventures” - think she Rani's mother) as the high flying PC Habib – Atkinson’s pronunciation of which is most amusing – and a very young James Dreyfus in his career defining role as the thick, camp and straight Constable Goody  … I wondered what had happened to Mr Dreyfus …it turns out that he was severely wounded in a TERF war.  But back in 1990…

Fowler is a partial parody of Dixon on Dock Green and indeed series 2 episodes start with him breaking the 4th wall and talking directly to camera usually signing off with a pun about dietary fibre.  It has to be said that there are so many bowel and anus jokes in this series one has to start wondering if Mr Elton has an intestinal condition.  

Fowler’s romance for the old days of policing made me nostalgic for this past too.  I mean, this series is so old that there actually are police stations… The last time Croydon Police Station was seen it was concealed behind wooden hoardings in one of the Council’s many redevelopment schemes.  I asked our local PC whether it was still open and he said it is but I can’t see an entrance.  Perhaps there’s a secret entrance that can only be opened by a Masonic handshake...  Since my local PC knocked on the door once and I wouldn't invite him in for tea he now emails me weekly newsletters by email detailing the theft of catalytic converters, minor burglaries and prosecutions of middle class people for possession of miniscule amounts of drugs in the hope we grass on somebody … but...

Anyway,  in amongst the slapstick and hemorrhoid jokes this series does pick up a few serious issues and run with them.  Lucy Robinson is memorable as Dame Christabel Wickham QC Gasforth’s Thatcherite Mayoress and Sergeant Dawkins rival for Fowler’s affections who promises international investors to drive down wages and worker’s rights.  And “The Green Eyed Monster” about the infiltration of local environmental activists by MI5 agents sent to have relationships with the women though played as farce is remarkably topical … except of course these days those dubious duties have been given over to the police themselves.  These days Sergeant Dawkins could have got a financial settlement estimated at £3 million…

Rudolph Walker gives possibly some of the best turns in this comedy and I wondered what had happened to him.  Seems he has set up some kind of acting foundation…

https://rudolphwalkerfoundation.com/

Stephen Fry also pops up as a perverted mountaineer …and it also contains one of my favourite Elton/Atkinson jokes - the one about reflexology ... but I'm not going to tell it.  Watch it.

Thursday, 2 September 2021

Pear Shaped Episode 20





Thanks to Facebook for failing to stream.... 
 

An outbreak of generosity...

Much of this blog is moaning about pecuniary matters so today I think we should take a break to celebrate some corporate generosity.  For I received this letter from Barcylcard containing an unsolicited offer of a £1.51 refund for reasons I cannot pretend to comprehend...

A beautiful letter



Thank you for your inattention to this matter...

If anyone's still in doubt about the ramifications of the Andy Burnham situation let me spell it out for you.   There are 400 Labour MPs...

Least ignored nonsense this month...