This year I keep being followed round the internet wherever I go by clickbait articles entitled "You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is...".
Even when I am not at my personal devices the question of who Naga Munchetty's husband is stalks me on news site advertising windows like a virus.
I have no idea who Naga Munchetty's husband is.
You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is..
Well, I do because I gave in and and clicked on the link and actually he's some back room person in TV which is about as boring an answer as it is possible to divine.
You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is..
Anyway, since asking the question "You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is..?" is clearly the way to the top of the internet rankings and a magical key to free traffic and publicity I have now decided that what up to now this website has been missing is a post asking the readers "You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is..?" So here it is.
You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is..
As to the political implications of asking such a question I feel that I am not qualified to explore them, just to keep repeating the phrase "You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is..?" over and over and over and over...
You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is...
Maybe the internet is broken an there is an algorithmic positive feedback loop somewhere that forces every page on the internet to repetitively answer this one question over and over.
You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is...
Perhaps there is some kind of giant computer like Deep Though from THGTTG which is trying to find the correct answer to this question because it forms a fundamental building block of the universe.
You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is...
Perhaps within these words is encrypted a giant mystery which when it is resolved will reveal the solution as to who actually runs society...
You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is...
Perhaps answering the question will bring a terrible curse upon whoever does such that they will die in a boat like The Lady of Shalott as the mirror cracks from side to side...
You won't believe who Naga Munchetty's husband is...
Perhaps it is the first line of a popular folk song of which I am unaware but which in the future will make her as famous as Molly Mallone...
She was a newsreader
But sure 'twas no wonder
For so weren't her father and mother before
And they each watched the News
And gave political Views
Crying "I'm Naga Munchetty and the answer is James Haggar"
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