The advert that's never deleted

 

Someone you vaguely know and trust from the TV said something that was so important it had to be removed from the internet because it never happened but don't worry despite there being zero evidence of this we're convinced you will click and this link and if you don't we'll show you ever more

clickbait over and over again.  You will never escape our endless scamming.  Even at your funeral there will be an oration about this secret so dark that no one can speak it but the internet remembers it.  The internet never forgets.  Particularly twitter which will remind you forever of the thing that never happened every other post because it can't possibly write an algorithm to detect this scam.

So keep reading... Don't let them get away with it.  You'll thank me later.  You'll be spinning cartwheels.  Don't let them suppress this.  Be one of the ones that knows.  One day it will all come out.  Trust me.  All you need is to invest your money in the place they don't want you to know about.  Trust in me.  Trust in me.  Trust in me.