Still Chuck is very concerned... At least for the monarchy... If not for the victims...
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A compendium of Luxury Beliefs ...
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Thursday, 19 February 2026
So what we're the police waiting for?
Monday, 16 February 2026
I've now watched the whole of DS9
Most amusing is the episode "Far Beyond the Stars" which takes place largely inside Sisko's head in which we get to see all the main characters without their prosthetics and Sisko becomes the writer of DS9 writing in the 50s who can't get it published because of racial prejudice... apparently a reference to sci-fi writer Samuel R. Delany who had similar problems publishing stories with black central characters.
"In the Pale Moonlight" is possibly the standout episode of the entire run as Sisko, unable to produce the evidence required to convince the Romans to join the war on the Dominion, engages in a grubby False Flag operation faking the evidence instead with the help of Garak. This results in at least one seedy murder and he gets away with it and conceals the truth from the rest of his crew but at what cost to his own soul? It opens up deeper questions about the militaristic nature of Starfleet and how innocent it is...Other standout episodes include "It's only a paper moon" where Nog tried to escape the PTSD he suffers after losing a leg in the war by going and living in a Hollosuite programme with holographic lounge singer Vic Fontaine who then has to start dealing with the problems of being real or nearly real like needing to sleep. Perhaps an inspired twist is he then becomes obsessed with balancing the night club books. When Nog objects that the financial transactions inside aren't real, Vic responds that they're "real to him" and he and Nog bond over financial planning... However, when you really think about it is course, all money isn't real. It's value only exists in other people's minds. More so in these days where physical cash is disappearing and all we have is numbers on computers ...Interesting too is the Jake/Benjamin relationship. It's fun that Jake doesn't want to follow in his father's footsteps and as a writer and later journalist is somewhat bewildered by the gungo ho attitude of some of the Starfleet cannon fodder. It's interesting given the large number of casualties in the war that no one ever brings up the subject of Conscription. Anyway, it's only something I thought of later but Sisko is the first Captain who is allowed to have any family. Ok, Kirk had a family in the films but they were always kind of estranged.... And Picard was literally peadophobic... His worst nightmare coming in the episode where he gets stuck in the turbo lift with a group of children.... Although widowed Sisko is allowed a slight more rounded private life...There are a lot of double acts in the series to the point it reminds me of Robert Holmes - Jake & Rom, Miles & Julian, Warf & Jadzia, Odo & Kira. I feel Quark is a little underutilized. After the early series he doesn't get quite enough exposure.... He almost has a romance with Ezri at one point but it's never fully explored... Which is a shame really. The Klingons continue to evolve into a bizarre soap opera. Kai Winn Adami is a particularly effective villain who sacrifices her people to her personal ambition ...with just the right level of religious hypocrisy and sanctimoniousness. I find Kira a little hard to relate to. I don't quite buy her as a hardened ex-terrorist ...although the episode in which she discovers her mother was a collaborator is very effective. The Ferengi aren't as developed as I feel they could be ... But when it ends ... You do feel as though you'll miss all these characters...
Sunday, 15 February 2026
Royal Carpet Sale
However, concerns have been raised of late that it is reaching the end of its useful life. The carpet attracts general attention from its immense size (the extreme length being 52 feet, the width 38 feet), and from the brilliant, yet not gaudy colouring however Prince William has recently raised concerns that it is no longer capacious enough to sweep all the Windsor's dirt under.
Although Prince Albert thought it ideal for the drawing room of Windsor Castle it does not seem large enough to conceal the family's complicity in the Epstein scandal underneath anymore. "It was great in its day but we need to modernise," said the Prince.
The fabric is entirely worked by hand and carefully designed so that any investigation of what is below it can be properly stitched up. It is also toed through the back, so as to secure greater durability than in any other description of carpets as well as to increase its capacity to convincingly conceal conspicuous bumps.
The work, which required the greatest attention to the working pattern and the selection of the various shades, was executed at Wilton, by Blackmore Brothers, for Watson and Bell of Bond-street, who claim that it is excellent for hiding things underneath and that it can conceal several hundred thousand pages of incriminating documents or photos.
However, it no longer being large enough for the great number of three million Epstein files that His Majesty now has to catalogue which were previously kept beneath it, it is currently being offered for public auction at a starting price of £12,000,000. All proceeds to be donated to the Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor home for distressed gentlewomen.
And thus I clothe my naked villainy
This is the Tomb of hunchbacked child murderer Richard III who assumed power illegally and illegitimately by bumping off his own nephews. He was rediscovered under a car park and this elaborate bullshit tomb was immediately built for him. Thousands turned out to the reinterment of one of the worst of our medieval monarchs like it's something to celebrate. Honestly, I don't know why they don't erect a mausoleum to Myra Hindley and be done with it. And people wonder how Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor got away with it for so long ... It's this kind of uncritical, servile fawning. And thus I clothe my naked villainy with odd old ends stol'n out of holy writ; and seem a saint, when most I play the devil.
Friday, 13 February 2026
Starmer Unpopular - It's the Economy Stupid
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| Growth from the end of Sunak to the start of Starmer |
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| Mr MacLeod |
Looking back at historical GDP figures (see right) we can see that in the 1950s and 60s Britain was often making 5% growth ...by the 90s this had lowered to 3 or 4% and by the 2010s 2 or 3%. The figures are then slightly distorted by the Pandemic when there was extreme negative growth followed by a brief boom adjustment... But since then we've been averaging (see above graph) 0 to 1%. ...often less. This isn't all down to Brexit, there is a global trend of Western economic decline but Brexit seems to have been like tying a lead balloon to the drowning man...
The question is what drives this trend. Well, there are various theories... One is the aging population and declining birth rate. Whilst the official inflation figures that we now know were wrong but not by how much have not been too bad recently (if you disregard the post COVID economic shock when they went to 10%) ... The CPI index does not really reflect things like housing costs very well. It does attempt to reflect them to some degree but it bases it's calculations on the housing costs of owner occupiers. So if your rent has inflated ...sorry that doesn't go into the calculation...
Wednesday, 11 February 2026
Trump Supporters be like...
Well okay he's a gangster, convicted felon, civilly adjudicated sex offender, war criminal, openly racist, so narcissistic he slags off his predecessors on the White House Walls, bulldozes bits of the White House and renamed the Kennedy Centre after himself but...
Monday, 9 February 2026
Wicked witch of the X
Saturday, 7 February 2026
Anti Slavery Collective
Friday, 6 February 2026
So is Mandelson's appointment as Ambassador the fault of poor MI5 vetting?
As to Epstein's death that resembles a locked room mystery like something out of the Sherlock Holmes story The Speckled Band. Was it suicide? Epstein originally shared a cell with multiple murder and drug conspiracy suspect Nicholas Tartaglione who attacked him. Following this he was moved to a single cell and put on suicide watch but then taken off it and moved back to a normal cell where he had another cellmate who was moved out the evening before his death. He was not checked on every 30 minutes, cameras failed and he was discovered to have hung himself at 6:30am. Discovered in his cell were notes investigated by 60 minutes about burnt food and "Giant Bugs crawling all over my hands". See here. Was he drugged? In the Adventure of the Speckled Band a snake is introduced into the seemingly impenetrable locked room via an air vent. New York City's Chief Medical Examiner Barbara Sampson and Epstein's lawyers' pathologist Michael Baden disagreed violently about the cause of death and autopsy report. How did a 6ft man hang himself from a top bunk? Were his injuries consistent with hanging? The FBI interviewed dozens of FBI witnesses who were not in the room at the time of his death and 100,000 documents about what happened when no one was looking and said it was definitely suicide. 29% of the public believe them.
Monday, 2 February 2026
Why does Facebook think I want to be a screw...?
Friday, 30 January 2026
NADEZHDA
Toe curling chinny rub of the week
I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!
Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.
“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”
The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”
“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”
“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”
Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.
“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”
Tears began to well up in their eyes.
“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”
They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.
I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”
He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.
“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”
I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!
— Nick Adams (@NickAdamsinUSA) January 31, 2026
Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.
“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary…
Tuesday, 27 January 2026
Judging a book by it's cover
I was pootling round that cornucopia of incorrect and ill informed opinion the other day that now calls itself X when I saw someone complaining that "they had put the film poster on the cover Emily Brontë's novel. I thought this was the poster from some 70s adaptation but actually this is from the 2026 film which isn't actually released till next month. I think the "Now A Major Motion Picture" tagline made me think it was a 70s book. Of course as an exercise in olympic level snobbery this tweet had collected negative feedback at such an accelerating rate that it's cowardly author had said that they had blocked replies. "Well, I'm sure that'll stop you looking a massive snob," I said. I then got several more replied from nincompoops trying to defend snobbery as a lifestyle choice. Ideas travel upwards, manners downwards. If everyone was a snob, argued one correspondent, there would be no snobs because they would somehow all cancel each other out. A nonsense argument. Actually, if everyone thought they were more intelligent and better than everyone else literally nothing would get done and there'd be no cooperation because society would become extremely management top heavy.
Some tried to argue that the cover was ugly. I don't see anything except the two central characters. Am I missing something? As this was a hard sell someone came up with the alternative image below and asked "What is this?"
To which the answer is... It's the two central characters and a tree. The tree outside the window by which Heathcliffe is found dead perhaps. Or a tree on the moor? It's not my choice of design but it's the kind of cover school copies of the classics used to have in the 80s. Really, what is wrong with these people?
Perhaps the problem is that the images are too functional and don't represent the Barbers Cartlandisation that goes on in some of these people's minds. Or that it's too romantic? After all, Wuthering Heights I always feel was meant as a fairly dark satire on abusive relationships... It's funny that it should become some benchmark for romantic fiction. Then again, perhaps that's why it's so successful... You can read it on multiple levels. Whatever... The function of book covers is to entice people who haven't read a book to read them, not to reflect back the experiences and feelings of past readers...
I was particularly amused when someone suggested I stop judging people I "knew nothing about". Where's the fun in that? Man, your snobbery oozes from your comments like sweat.
I went to the Brontë Parsonage Museum once. It's a creepy place. The silent reverence of the visitors as they pass old dresses and spectacles is very sad. To be fair perhaps this is because the Brontë's lived rather short lives, all having died of common diseases well under 40 that we can now easily cure but the atmosphere was notably different to that inside your average National Trust or English Heritage property. It was more like a mausoleum. I mean Dylan Thomas drank himself to death but when you visit his home you don't feel people are there to mourn like it's Princess Diana's funeral. You have to wonder what they'd make of it all if they could see it. I think they'd be amused.
Monday, 26 January 2026
Thank you for your inattention to this matter...
So what we're the police waiting for?
Probably for the media and the Daily Mail in particular to stop covering up and giving political cover to Andrew. Year after year after yea...
Least ignored nonsense this month...
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If anyone's still in doubt about the ramifications of the Andy Burnham situation let me spell it out for you. There are 400 Labour MPs...
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Amazon MGM Studios' film NADEZHDA offers unprecedented access to the 20 days leading up to the 13th Party Congress in May 1924 -- throug...
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So claims Sir Keir Starmer but one didn’t have to call in Mycroft Holmes to find the facts about Epstein and Mandelson even then. Back in 20...
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And what kind of advert is this? Do they really think that refereeing a punch up inside a prison is something to aspire to? Does anyone lo...
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In 2012 our co-founders HRH Princess Eugenie and Julia de Boinville travelled to Kolkata in India, where they met the late Aloka Mitra, a so...
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Yesterday I was unfriended by someone on Facebook. I questioned the narrative generally wheeled on in articles such as this that all the B...
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Growth from the end of Sunak to the start of Starmer I've recently heard various theories for why Keir Starmer is the "worst Prime ...
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The latest money man that social media forces on me is Mark Tilbury who boasts loudly of being a millionaire. Mate, nearly everyone down ...
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I was pootling round that cornucopia of incorrect and ill informed opinion the other day that now calls itself X when I saw someone compla...

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