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A compendium of Luxury Beliefs ...
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Monday, 20 July 2026
What has the BBC done to patronise me?
Friday, 17 July 2026
Britian's glorious healthcare service before the NHS
I mean, for a start charity isn't what I would call thriving industry. It certainly wasn't thriving when my mother needed a mastoidectomy in 1940 as they had to go round the village begging for money. But of course my mother is a primary source so must be wrong. Instead we must trust Professor Barry Doyle Professor of Health History at the University of Huddersfield who promotes what he must know to be a lie that "the National Insurance Act of 1911 changed that. It provided access to general practitioners (GPs) for manual labourers and lower paid non-manual workers earning under a certain income, together with tuberculosis care".
Well, as the Master used to say, for a lie to work it must be shrouded in truth...
What the Asquith government offered was nothing like the modern GP serivce ... it was that the very sick could be eligible for what was called "treatment by a panel doctor" which is a very different thing to having a General Practitioner. There was no organised system of everyone having their own doctor or of a proper organised system for collecting medical notes. You also had to have a job that was recognised as a job in order to be covered. Casual labourers like my grandmother and children such as my mother were outside the system. Even if they were covered no one told them much... It's fun as well how someone managed to write an article on pre-war social and healthcare provision without mentioning the word "Workhouse". Mayday Hospital (or Croydon University Hospital as it now calls itself) was actually the old workhouse which is why many of its buildings are so hideously depressing - to discourage anyone from going there by choice...
It's hard to get a picture of what the panel doctor system was like other than by talking to people like my 86 year old mother but I did find this...
Services under the National Health Insurance Act Anne Digby, The Evolution of British General Practice 1850–1948 (Oxford, Oxford University Press, 1999), pp. 318–22.
"Class assumptions shaped the perceptions of bureaucrats as well as of doctors. English Insurance Committees were circulated on whether panel patients received as good a service as private patients, and the omissions and face-saving phraseology in their replies pointed to a divided system of medical care. An obvious indication of the two-tier nature of practice could be readily observed in the differentiated physical accommodation and reception of patients. Panel patients frequently queued at a back door to enter a cramped, barely furnished surgery, there to wait their turn for the doctor during fixed surgery hours. In contrast, their middle-class counterparts chose personally convenient times for appointments, were greeted by a maid at the front door, and waited in a comfortable room in the doctor’s house for more extended medical interviews. Indeed, there was neither incentive for the panel doctor to improve accommodation, nor any effective coercion to do so, since although the rare insurance committee(such as Birmingham) inspected the surgery accommodation of insurance doctors several times, others (like London or Devonshire), did so only rarely or unsystematically."
It continues...
"Insurance doctors had to give all proper and necessary medical services except those requiring special skill. This meant inter alia7 that treatment of fractures or dislocation was expected but not an operationfor piles or an operation on tubercular glands. More serious cases were referred for treatment in the outpatients departments of hospitals"
In other words if you needed an operation you could go away. One of the most common operations post the introduction of the NHS was for female prolapses. Pre-NHS people just lived with them - for years. The lucky had access to hospital care through mutual societies. Aneurin Bevan based the NHS model on the Tredegar Medical Aid Society in Wales. He saw it seemed to be working and simply scaled the principles up. What the NHS gave people that was missing before was free access not just to see a doctor but to actual hospital care...As to the kind of medical record keeping that a modern GP does. Well, pre the NHS...
"Diagnoses were almost entirely for physical ailments, and few clinical measurements were recorded as having been made in reaching them. Panel doctors seem to have shown little or no appreciation of the value of the NHI clinical record for their patients. The financial committee of one Scottish panel even minuted that ‘the present medical record system is serving no useful purpose and in the interest of economy should be scrapped’. "
But apparently "public opinion data from the late 1930s and early 1940s suggest most people were broadly satisfied" (so says Professor Martin Gorsky to whom the formation of the NHS is a mystery). So that's alright then. Not sure how they polled my grandmother. She didn't have a telephone until 1982. Relying on statistical data when there is no obvious way to collect it is obvious nonsensical but I suppose if it wasn't there... Perhaps some of these professors would do better to read other contemporaneous sources of public opinion such as Dr A. J. Cronin's controversial novel The Citadel in which "I have written in ....all I feel about the medical profession, its injustices, its hide-bound unscientific stubbornness, its humbug ... The horrors and inequities detailed in the story I have personally witnessed. This is not an attack against individuals, but against a system." Or perhaps some lighter reading like Agathar Christe ... how many doctors are vilains handing out addicitive opiates to their private patients till they're hooked? Why was cocaine addict Sherlock Holmes best friend Doctor Watson? etc...
I don't mind academics living in an ivory tower until they try to sell their rose tinted specales as serious political policies. As to the twitter account with its cherry picked statistics it seems to be the work of a young Australian gentleman with a fondness for right wing thinktanks. He and his minions have somehow transmutated all this into "Pre-1948 nationalisation of health care: there were 2 750 hospitals most built prior to 20th C; 480k hospital beds; fully staffed without immigrants; 400k on waiting list – 0.75% of pop 50 million. NHS today: now only 1 600 hospitals (still most built before the 20thC; 145k hospital beds; staffed by immigrants; 7 million + on the waiting list –10% of pop 68 million."
Which is a level of nonsense I do not feel willing to do battle with... for a start it depends what you qualify as a hospital... this would have included workhouses which bridged social support and healthcare and lunatic asylums which have now been dismantled for care in the community. Only a minority offered much in the way of useful clincial facilities as we would understand today... Next week, Healthcare - why can't we leave it to the Monastic sector?
Saturday, 11 July 2026
The "Lady Chief Justice" is not classed as a "Senior Judge"
Now this was a bit naughty as I know I cannot make a complaint about the Judgement itself so I thought instead I'd find an obscure ground to make a technical complaint on so chose sexist language and so ... I was expecting to get a response saying that this is not a relevant complaint.
However, not only did I get a response stating that the complaint was rejected I got the following bizarre reply stating that even if Baroness Carr had indeed been sexist - which assertion they rejected - she was in fact outside the remit of the Judicial Conduct Investigations Unit because the "Lady Chief Justice" is not classed as a "Senior Judge". One might ask what she's doing sitting on the Court of Appeal then? Or indeed why she's on the Privy Council? Or why she's on £312,000 a year? Or why she is is the Head of the Judiciary of England and Wales and the President of the Courts of England and Wales? Was no one else available?
Apparently I can still complain to the Judicial Appointments and Conduct Ombudsman which I may do about the historical ignorance of our Judges but I found it interesting that they rejected my complaint not just for being bollocks but because the Lady Chief Justice is not a Senior enough Judge.
If you're wondering how senior you have to be to be called a senior Judge the mysterious answers are chronicled below in a communication that reads like something out of Jarndyce & Jarndyce...
Our ref: 52004/26
02 July 2026
Dear Anthony Miller,
Complaint Regarding the Lady Chief Justice
I refer to your complaint dated 17 June regarding the Lady Chief Justice.
I have now assessed your complaint. You are receiving this letter because your complaint is
outside the JCIO’s statutory remit.
The framework for considering complaints about judicial conduct is set out in Chapter 3 of
Part 4 of the Constitutional Reform Act 2005 (“the Act”), the Judicial Discipline (Prescribed
Procedures) Regulations 2014 (“the 2014 regulations”) and the supporting Judicial Conduct
Rules.
The statutory framework applies to judicial office holders. Judicial office, for the purposes of
discipline, is defined in section 109(4) of the Act as office as a senior judge or an office listed
in Schedule 14 to the Act. The office of senior judge is further defined in section 109(5) as any
of –
• The Master of the Rolls
• The President of the Queen’s Bench Division
• The President of the Family Division
• The Chancellor of the High Court
• A Lord Justice of Appeal
• A puisne judge of the High Court
The office of Lady (or Lord) Chief Justice does not appear in either Schedule 14 to the Act or
in the definition of senior judge as set out in section 109(5). It is for this reason that the
statutory framework does not apply to the office of the Lady Chief Justice.
For the reasons explained above, the office of Lady Chief Justice is not a judicial office in the
context of the judicial discipline rules and regulations and nor is it any of the other types of
offices listed in that regulation.
It may assist you to know that even if the office of Lady Chief Justice had fallen within the
remit of the judicial discipline rules and regulations, your complaint would have been rejected
in any event. This is because, as part of their case management discretion, judges are entitled
to form and express opinions about issues related to a case they are presiding over. Expressing
that view in the language you have cited in the example provided would not constitute
misconduct. The language itself was not inappropriate, even though you personally found the
judge’s view to be offensive. The fact you have been offended would not, in itself, constitute
misconduct on the part of the judge.
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does not contain relevant new information which might give rise to the need to reconsider
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My Complaint
Summary: The Judge said : "It is not - as claimed - a direct action civil disobedience protest group like the suffragettes, operating transparently in the open," she added. "It is a covert organisation which operates with secret cells to avoid the detection and prosecution of those using violence to destroy property and cause injury." I wish to complain that this is sexist. The Women's Social and Political Union were in fact an extremely accomplished and successful terrorist organisation. They invented the letterbomb sending such devices to both David Lloyd George and Herbert Asquith. They horsewhipped Winston Churchill and Bristol Railway Station. Mabel Capper threw a hatchet at Asquith cutting Irish MP John Redmond on the ear and firebombed the Theatre Royal. When Emmeline Pethick-Lawrence and Frederick Pethick-Lawrence objected to these tactics they were expelled from the WSPU. Asquith was frequently assaulted whilst playing golf. They used not just petrol bombs but had their own production line for the manufacture of nitroglycerine. Destroyed buildings included The Nevill Ground Pavilion, Royal Tunbridge Wells. There was also a tube bombing campaign and multiple postmen were injured by phosphorus letterbomb devices. There was a large firebombing campaign aimed at private houses around London. Schools, prisons, churches and dockyards were all subject to attack. There was even a plan to kidnap the Home Secretary. As a result the counter-terrorist Special Branch of London's Metropolitan Police were brought in to infiltrate meetings resulting in secretive structures of the kind the Judge states did not exist. Given all this well known information which can easily be procured by a visit to wikipedia it is astounding that the Judge equates Palestine Action which the Suffragettes when the Suffragettes clearly deliberately targeted people and not just property. Therefore I wish to complain that the Judge's remarks are sexist in that they seek to portray women as "the gentler sex" and promote a fiction that Universal Suffrage for all was achieved by mere direct action civil disobedience when in fact it was achieved by brutal physical violence and terror. This perpetuates a view that women are not equal to men in their ability to run effective, violent terrorist campaigns. It seeks to portray the Suffragettes as a sterotype of demure, sensible ladies which is insulting to the femaile sex and to humanity as a whole. I therefore which to complain that the Judge's remarks represent using racist, sexist, or otherwise offensive language.
Thursday, 9 July 2026
Pardon?
Of course she was in an abusive relationship and Blakely knocked her about causing her a miscarriage some months before but she absolutely said she intended to kill him & got the Smith & Weston and went to the Magdala Public House with the express intention of filling him full of lead which she absolutely did. You got to give it to Ruth - not just double tap but quadruple. The last thing she was having was that bastard surviving on her. It was like something out of a Quintin Tarantino revenge movie. Such was the notoriety of the case that the landlady of the pub tried to cash in by drilling fake bullet holes in the walls.... Lammy's pardon has a similar relationship with reality. But really what is the point of this "pardon" - really a statement that her hanging should have been commuted ... It just sounds like total bollocks. No contemporary Home Secretary would have not hung her because you can't have people going about shooting off handguns like that even at people who deserve it... so it's just terminally silly.
Elsewhere on his feed Lammy is still ranting about the lady who carried the placard calling him and Sewerella "coconuts" for enabling the genocide in Gaza even though the case fell apart when it went to court because the Judge said it was clearly satire. Can't wait for him to abolish Jury Trials. Perhaps he knows Burnham will sack him by the 17th or 19th and is trying to manufacture a positive story to go out on. But like Ruth the blood won't wash off your hands mate...Saturday, 4 July 2026
HSBC - the Bank that likes to say No
There are four paying in machines. I put my card in one. Only a button for depositing cheques appeared on the screen. I tried another and another and another with the same disappointing results.
So I asked one of the three ladies which machines that said they took cash actually could take cash. She said the first two and then looking at my card said "They won't take a first direct card though - it's to do with the switch from Visa to Mastercard [or was it the other way round?]." I suppose that reveals something of what an empty shell this institution is, that it simply bows to the whims and caprices of the card providers...
In the absence of an automatic teller being able to count my money for me I asked if there was anyone at the manual teller desk all three of whose windows were closed. "No," came the reply.
Thinking that it was a bit farcical having a bank branch staffed by three ladies who were not allowed to take deposits... "Oh well," I said, "it's nice that you have the paying in counter there for ornamental effect."
The lady said they only had the staff to count money on weekdays. So what do you do sitting at those tables on a Saturday Morning? No one was buying any services off you so I presume it is a gossiping hub. She proceeded to advise me that I could pay money in at the Post Office. You know the place where the Horizon computer system didn't work, hundreds of thousands of pounds disappeared and the greatest miscarriage of justice in British legal history took place? Yeah like I proper trust them with my wad.
You know how the Government could service the debt that it constantly says is crippling it? Stop providing multi-million pound public subsidies to Post Office Limited to ensure it maintains a nationwide network of at least 11,500 branches within 3 miles of the population and get these lazy ladies and their parsimonious employer to put someone behind the paying in window on a Saturday Morning. There's three of them - one for each paying in window?
I mean what's the point of having a branch if it's like this? What service are they offering? Terminal smugness? Nail filing? Gossiping? I'd compare them to Carol Beer but at least she looked at her computer before saying it said no. These ladies are more like the old Churchill Insurance dog. "Oh no no no no no no no..."
3=7 with Sir Keir Starmer
I notice in his Exit Interview Keir Starmer says there have only been 3 Labour Majority governments.
I count:
Attlee 1945
Wilson 1964 (increased in 1966 GE) and October 1974 (okay only by 3 but a win's a win)
Blair 1997 (&twice more after that)
That totals 7?
Liar or Nincompoop?
Thursday, 2 July 2026
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You we'ren't fucking joking about it being small. So we don't get a free £2 draw entry for matching two balls anymore? Just a measley £1? Tight bastards.
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Wednesday, 1 July 2026
No she cannot
I have had a very long talk with this lady in Boots and I have to say that she cannot as she claims advise diagnose & recommend treatment, check my blood pressure or help with my prescription because she is, as far as I can ascertain made entirely of carboard.
Being a two dimensional cardboard creation she is somewhat lacking in manual dexterity. When I ask her if she could possibly fetch me some Optrex infected eye drops from the pharmacy fridge it does seem to take her a long time to get there. She certainly falls down on this particular task but then again that's not all there is to working in retail. She is very friendly and jolly which goes a long way to compensate for her poor service.
Whilst she is always cheerful it has to be said too however, that she seems to have a very limited emotional range - she only seems able to smile. Still, at least she is polite if you disregard the fact that she never says "Good Morning" or "Hello". And I am pleased generally that someone who has no legs has not become depressed by her many disabilities. It is good to see that this lady who moves so little I suspect her to be quadriplegic has overcome her many disabilites to find useful employment in the field of advertising.
I just feel it is a bit unfair of Boots to expect her to do much in the way of pharmaceutical dispensing when she clearly does not have all the necessary accoutrements like a wheelchair or prosthetic legs or internal organs. It's also very difficult to check someone's blood pressure when you do not have your own circulatory system...
Witenagemot of the North
Tuesday, 30 June 2026
Laser focusing is not possible
Thursday, 25 June 2026
Well, that's probate for you...
My brother recently asked me about the possibility of burying our parents when they die in the local cemetary
"I thought there wasn't any room left?" I said.
"Although all the plots are taken when some people die their children just send them to the crematorium instead and then sell the plot back to the Church who sells it on again so although all the plots are gone there's a waiting list for the onces that come back on the market again."
How tight do you have to be to sell your own parent's grave...?
If you didn't want the answer you shouldn't have asked the question...
Zionists be like...
Wednesday, 24 June 2026
Scorchio!
Why are schools closing at 1pm "due to the heat"?
Surely that just means that instead of sitting indoors during the middle of the day children have to walk home during the hottest hours of the day?
Who though that's a good idea?
Honestly how hard can it be for our education industry not to boil pupils to death in a heatwave?
If they have problems cooling the building why can't the teachers most of whom will presumably have done PGSEs so are presumably educated themselves to Masters/research level... Think of a solution? All these great minds and the best they can come up with is "Fuck off home, we want to sit in the garden".
Honestly, it's next level piss taking. Schools in the Carribbean don't close because it's hot and they lack air con. The children have to lump it. Imagine if all those missionaries we used to have like Dr Livingston had said "Sorry mate, can't teach no natives, it's too hot". How would we have found the source of the Nile? Imagine if we'd given up of the war against Japan because sorry it ain't arf hot mum.
On top of this people are now apparently so stupid they can't go swimming in a lake without drowning
Truly we have reached Idiocracy.
So remember everyone
WE'RE BRITISH!
And mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun!
Tuesday, 23 June 2026
Another Epstein Files Victim
Starmer appointed Mandelson knowing that he had stayed at Epstein's home whilst he was in prison. We know this because of a JP Morgan report into Mandelson in 2009 and because of documents that emerged from Number 10 around the time of his appointment we know Starmer knew (see here). This is the reason I think he had to go. It's a mirror image of the Profumo affair. It's a ticking time bomb that would have destroyed the government if it's not defused. Because there are only two conclusions one can draw from the Mandelson appointment.
1 Keir was party to large scale corruption that risked National Security to defend Mandelson's involvement in a criminal conspiracy revolving around the world's most notorious peadophile sex trafficker and should resign as corrupt or
2 He was guilty of such olympic level nincompoopery and incompetence that like Harold MacMillan after Profumo he had to resign because the public thinks he is guilty of terminal naivety. It would be easier to defend if there had been any real need for the appointment but it seems to have been made simply to give Mandelson a salary.
I tend towards 2. It was incompetence. But come on, the Starmer ship has been holed below the waterline by this scandal and it was only a matter of time before it sank.
Hopefully he will find some other meaningful way to contribute to society in due time ...
Sunday, 21 June 2026
My blood pressure isn't what it used to be...
What has the BBC done to patronise me?
The new "what has the BBC ever done for me?" ad is awful. The original was a pub packed with stars and the joke was how much talen...
Least ignored nonsense this month...
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"No British PM has completed a term in office since 2015, despite two of those PMs being elected with landslide majorities. The country...
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Today I went to HSBC with the intention of paying £100 in cash in. Loadsamoney! Outside the remaining Croydon branch there is an intimidat...
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Much speculation has been undertaken as to why Starmer has been forced out. Policies no one asked for like the Winter Fuel allowance or scr...
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I wrote to the Judicial Conduct Investigations Unit about the Palestine Action Proscription ruling and in particular Baroness Carr's lud...
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Baron Burnham of the North revealed his new policy today - a relaunch of the institution of the Witenagemot. "Before the Norman invasi...
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I notice in his Exit Interview Keir Starmer says there have only been 3 Labour Majority governments. I count: Attlee 1945 Wilson 1964 (incre...
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Dear politicians, the whole point of a laser is that it creates a Collimated Beam so please stop using the phrase "Laser Focused" ...
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The BBC has announced 550 job cuts in news, nations and TV and radio content as part of its first stage in its plan to save £500m across the...
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Why are schools closing at 1pm "due to the heat"? Surely that just means that instead of sitting indoors during the middle of th...
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My brother recently asked me about the possibility of burying our parents when they die in the local cemetary "I thought there wasn...


















