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Tuesday, 21 April 2026
Meanwhile Down Manosphere
Monday, 20 April 2026
Local elections in Croydon - what a waste of time...
.... since the Council is perpetually bankrupt and in special measures and run by Commissioners there is literally no point in voting because whatever box you tick you'll get...
Lead Commissioner : Gerard Curran
Ged Curran is currently a Non-Executive Director at the Enforcement Conduct Board and NHS Cambridge and Peterborough Integrated Care Board. He was previously Chief Executive of the London Borough of Merton from 2004-2021. He held previous roles at board level in Newham, Waltham Forest, and Lambeth Councils, and previously practised as a Solicitor. No one knows how he's supposed to solve the problem there's no money but he's very good at assessing how bare a cupboard is.
Finance Commissioner: Debra Warren
Debbie is currently the Chief Executive of the Royal Borough of Greenwich, a post she has held since 2017. Prior to this she was the Council’s Finance Director for almost 10 years, having qualified as a CIPFA accountant in 1980. With over 35 years of experience working in local government finance, she is also the Chief Executive lead for finance in London and has held that position since 2020. Her skills include rummaging down the back of sofas looking for small change and overriding elected officials.
Jackie Belton
Jackie is currently a commissioner at Birmingham City Council, leading on housing and environmental services and is a Senior Independent Non-Executive Director at Local Partnerships, a public sector delivery partner. She was the Chief Executive of the London Borough of Bexley (2019-2023) and has held previous senior director roles in Lambeth, Newham, Camden Councils where she had responsibilities for corporate services, housing, planning, regeneration, environment, children and adult services. Her job is to tell both Birmingham and Croydon they're broke and too dumb to govern themselves
Cllr Abi Brown OBE
First elected to Stoke-on-Trent City Council in 2010, Abi has served in both administration and opposition. Between 2015 – 2023, she served as first Deputy Leader and then Leader of the Council. Abi chaired the LGA’s Improvement and Innovation Board between 2022-2025, and sits on the LGA’s Board. She is a Non-Executive Director at Homes England, and a trustee of Localis. Her hobbies include running bankrupt Councils and telling everyone something is bound to turn up.
Tuesday, 14 April 2026
AI Slop kills self publishing
https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/MrAEMiller
Promoting thing is such a terrible bore...
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Here’s how they’ll work...
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Draft2Digital is primarily supported by earning commissions on book sales. For accounts that earn less revenue, a small annual fee helps offset a portion of the steadily rising costs we pay to maintain those accounts, including compliance, security, and infrastructure upkeep.
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Friday, 10 April 2026
That would be an ecumenical matter...
Never-the-less I wondered if Elon had a point and my interactions were inauthentic. Was I reverse engineering X for my own ends? Well, a quick scan of the internet reveals I'm not the only one. A large number of people have received similar notifications it seems after falling foul of an algorithm... But what is authenticity? The only way I find sane people to talk to on there is using the search button. Otherwise I'd be left talking to fuming US Senators and Moon Landing deniers who believe you can't send human's into space because of the Van Allen belt [it doesn't exist at the poles] and other engagement bait trolls. I looked up some of the people I follow on there who's posts I never see. Patrick Monahan posts every day but it's assiduously hidden from me. Matt Green and Wil Hodgson have decamped to Bluesky. And Gary Webster has gone into hiding because someone is threatening to beat him up - I think it was Arthur Daley who say "'it 'im, Raymond!". Little could be more inauthentic than X's algorithms so it's having a laugh complaining other people bypass them...
Tuesday, 7 April 2026
You chose poorly
25TH AMENDMENT!!!
— Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@FmrRepMTG) April 7, 2026
Not a single bomb has dropped on America. We cannot kill an entire civilization.
This is evil and madness. pic.twitter.com/2mdogDRZN4
I regret supporting Donald Trump.
— Rodney (@cryptojourneyrs) April 6, 2026
When I look back at some of my old pro Trump content I CRINGE.
We’re at war with Iran, the Epstein Pedos were never brought to justice, and the amount of fraud going on is insane.
Feel free to roast me.
At least I can admit my mistake. pic.twitter.com/vzY6c6onnB
Alex Jones:
— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) April 7, 2026
“How do we 25th Amendment his ass?” pic.twitter.com/zSKBdmZwce
I'll admit it. I was duped by Trump's rhetoric while campaigning. Dude was solid.
— Liberty Tree 🟧 (@LiberteaTree) April 7, 2026
Now, I think he needs to be impeached, convicted, and jailed.
I supported Trump in '24 as the only viable and legitimate candidate running. Maybe those, like me, who expected him to avoid war, simply got conned. But that's not the only valid hypothesis. The deep state appeared to vehemently oppose Trump. Presumably it had contingency plans https://t.co/VOpLuiw2EG
— Bret Weinstein (@BretWeinstein) April 6, 2026
What happened to this guy who I voted for 3 times? pic.twitter.com/M2zf76wIRF
— Louie (@reallouiehuey) April 5, 2026
He is insane.
— Trisha Hope - National Delegate-TX (@JustTheTweets17) April 6, 2026
I am as MAGA as they get. I was a Front Row Joe, 42 rallies, walked the halls of congress 3 times for Trump, became a state delegate, then a national delegate ALL TO SUPPORT TRUMP.
He has absolutely lost me, in fact I'm eyeing the 25th amendment for him because… https://t.co/gQ3xptKrH3
Americans trusted a promise—Make America Great Again.
— Chris Wick (@ChrisWickNews) April 21, 2026
Millions believed a leader who swore to put us first—no new wars, no endless foreign entanglements.
Now, we see those promises unraveling—more funding for wars abroad, less care for veterans at home. And it’s not just…
Multiple indictments, stolen secret documents in the bog, a failed insurrection and fake electors scheme, inciting the murder of his own VP, lying elections were stolen, 34 Felony Convictions for election interference, multiple libel losses against Jean E Carroll, business fraud Convictions in New York, tapes of his saying he grabs women by the pussy.... Fascists... It's always the ones you least expect. There are so few signs.
Thursday, 2 April 2026
No it's not an April Fool
These really are Baron Trump's AI renderings of the proposed Donald Trump Presidential Library....
It will contain huge North Korean sized gold statues of the Supreme Leader of the kind Kim would say were tacky......and the full sized Air Force One
.Call me a traditionalist but I think one or two books might be an idea ...
I don't know if anyone else has noticed but...
I don't know if anyone else has noticed but Donald Trump's approval rating (according to the Ecconomist poll of polls) ...
Wednesday, 1 April 2026
Chuck doesn't want to go....
I see King Charles's best mate David Dimbelby has been dispatched more-or-less on his lonesome to the Newsnight to grovel for him not to have to go to America to celebrate 250 years since the declaration of Independence. A pitiful sight... Surely meeting horrible people and sucking up to them is about the only useful thing that the Royals actually do. Amongst other nonsense he's moaning about freelancers doing stuff line narrating Royal events. Apparently, they wouldn't have the knowledge to voice over state occasions. Commentaries like Big Ears has got a big silly hat on again might ensue. The pomposity doesn't just come off the top of commentator's heads. It takes months to prepare for. Boots have to be licked. Bottoms have to be kissed. Dukes of Hazard have to be swept under carpets.
Exhausting my patience
Dear Mr. Miller,
Thank you for contacting Vauxhall Customer Care about your Corsa.
I regret to inform you that currently there is no estimated time of arrival (ETA) for your order.
Our team is diligently working on the case to provide a further update. We have raised the priority of the order to the highest levels in our system, and please be assured we will notify you as soon as we are made aware of a further update.
Thank you for your patience.
If you have any other questions in the meantime, you can contact us on the telephone number below, or simply reply to this email and we will be happy to help.
Quoting your case number: 03565568
Kind Regards,
V K.
Vauxhall Customer Care
4 weeks so far. It's just an exhaust. They can't even ESTIMATE a time of arrival?
3 million Corsa Ds were made
There must be one somewhere?
Of course you can get from many parts suppliers all over the UK. It's only the manufacturers with their just-too-late supply chains who don't have it. I suspect it is a psychological attempt to get me to buy a new car. But there's nothing actually wrong with my car except the exhaust has corroded on the inside from making too many short journeys which is a thing what happens. I can get the bus and the tram and the car can sit in W J King's carpark SORN and uninsured until someone can muster up the enthusiasm to buy aftermarket or the one they've ordered but haven't made yet turns up surface mail.
Sunday, 29 March 2026
The Two Astronomers
Goodevening, and in a packed program tonight I'll be sitting infront of a ground telescope photo of the Eagle Nebula - a diffuse emission nebula, or H II region, which is catalogued as IC 4703 discovered by Jean-Philippe de Cheseaux in 1745–46.
And later on tonight light will be taking 7500 years to show us the remnants of an explosion that happened 1 to 2 million years ago, won't it, Ronnie?
Yes, indeed it will. The titles will often involve some kind stars or are they just the studio lights through a starburst filter as well?Yes, but unfortunately we can't tell you if it's because we were into stars of sci-fi or just a designer came up with it with little to no thought at all because most of us have passed on now to revert back to atoms that make up the Universe.
What we can can tell you is that the cluster associated with the Eagle nebula has approximately 8100 stars which are mostly concentrated in a gap in the molecular cloud to the north-west of the Pillar...
And now a sketch in which Mr Ronnie Corbett plays Seyfert's Sextet and I play Serpens Caput...
Saturday, 28 March 2026
J D Vance & the nuclear suicide vest
Probably the smallest "tactical nuclear weapon" the US came up with was the Davy Crockett. It was retired because it was thought it might by definition start a nuclear war...
Thursday, 26 March 2026
Don't mention the Moors
Tuesday, 24 March 2026
Ode to NCP
So farewell then to NCP
Your prices went up assiduously
So everybody stayed away
The Whitgift Centre died each day
A little more, a little more
As rubbish built up on the floor
Your lifts began to smell of pee
And only worked irregularly
Your staff were replaced by ANR
Prices just went up some more
The punters left for Purley Way
Where it's free to park all day
The shops you served went belly up
Staircases often smelled of crap
Ratcheting prices higher and higher
You milked your cash cows drier and drier
The shops you served all boarded up
Slowly you too went belly up
Sainsbury's shut and Superdry
Continental Cafe said goodbye
Poundland also shut its doors
Florists, Currys and Jewelers
All buggered off to pastures new
Leaving nobody but you
Footfall became miniscule
And no one would be such a fool
As to visit the Whitgift Centre
You bled it dry till no one went there
Monday, 23 March 2026
Donald Trump cuts his Nose off to spite his Face.
Sunday, 22 March 2026
Doctor Who?
Ashti was very much involved in the 2003 invasion of Iraq and the removal of Saddam Hussein. I don't know what deal he cut with the CIA but shortly after he bought the company I worked for and integrated it into Exploration Consultants Limited, he rang me up personally and told me that I needed to go to Henley immediately to see him to organise digitising the data from the huge Rumalia & Kirkuk fields. As I was gigging that night I told him I couldn't get there as I had another job. He became quite irate so I said "Well, we all have to learn to live with disappointment". He then rang up the MD and tried to sack me but had to relent when he realised there wasn't anyone else who could immediately solve his problems. Very soon the whole of the consultancy was transformed into an Iraqi oil digitising factory with me taking highly qualified geologists off analysis work to put them onto tedious data capture. We could not send the data out because of political sensitivities and it was difficult to use auto tracing technology due to the poor quality of much of the archive data so eventually I got RSI and ended up having to have physiotherapy which Ashti had to pay for... Data capture jobs are very expensive and this one cost a bomb but whoever was paying there was no shortage of money. Anyway, it was so successful that Dr Ashti immediately became the KRG's Minister for Natural Resources and sold us on to yet another consultancy which I left 10 years later. I think two decades is a long enough time to wait before ...
Ashti and his merry band of mainly men were quite happy for the first few months after the war but later when "the helicopter gunships came in" things turned a bit sour. At least for everyone else. Dr Ashti continued his flamboyant lifestyle only mainly in Iraqi Kurdistan instead of Henley-on-Thames. It is said that for evil to triumph all that is required is for good men to do nothing. So I did nothing except send MI6 a postcard along the lines of "Good luck with that one". Dr Ashti was renouned for his talents in driving a hard bargain. For example, there was a story (which may be apocryphal but the dead can't sue) that he offered to pay £1m for our consultancy but after he'd signed the sales documents the seller found that the currency had been changed to dollars...
After this, Dr Ashti wandered into my life occasionally at strange irregular intervals as a source of constant amusing anecdotes. Sometimes popping up at conferences where he often looked as if he'd bought something else that disagreed with him and sometimes on Panorama- Iraq's Missing Billions attempting to flirt his way out of difficult conversations with Jane Corbin. Dr Ashti made a lot of money for the KRG flogging oil and gas licences for the huge Kirkuk & Rumalia fields. The only problem was that the KRG wasn't a recognised country by the United Nations so there were questions about whether this was legal. The central Iraqi government however seemed to suck it up. Perhaps like many other people who dealt with Dr Ashti they shook hands but didn't count their fingers afterwards. Dr Ashti certainly made a lot of oil money for the KRG but judging by the number of Kurdish people who come over to Dover in inflatable boats and end up on documentaries on my telly professing the quaint belief that we are still a first world country ...there may not have been a lot of trickle down. If the aim of the Iraq invasion was democracy one must necessarily ask why the man with no name lasted as a government Minister in the KRG for 19 years seemingly encountering no major change of administration...
As well as overhauling the KRG's oil and gas industry Dr Ashti also set about overhauling his private life, finding himself a wife 45 years his junior. Chraxan Rafiq and he soon fell out however perhaps because she was arrested for passing blank cheques or perhaps because she claimed that “Nechirvan Barzani threatened me to kill me if I do not divorce Ashti Hawrami”. The powerful Barzani family had the hump with Ashti... Since the 2003 war KRG has had several Prime Ministers or are they Presidents? I lose track ... Masoud Barzani, Nechirvan Barzani and Icantrememberhisnamebutitsalsoprobably Barzani whose literal relation to each other may explain Iraq's drop on the Economist Democracy Index from 4.01 in 2006 to 2.28 today... Suggesting there might have been a tiny flaw in George W Bush's plan to introduce democracy at the point of a gun...
A cloud of amusing if-you're-at-a-distance corruption allegations seemed to follow Dr Ashti everywhere like the cloud of dust that used to follow Pigpen in Peanuts. Most of them linked to the oil company Gulf Keystone as can be found in this article ... Dr Ashti was not happy and immediately instructed Carter Ruck to institute libel proceedings. The authors claimed Qualified Privilege on the basis that most of the article was based on evidence from other court cases. The judge rejected this and they fell back on public interest defences but by this point Dr Ashti had sadly popped his clogs... Hopefully he will find peace in Jannah if anyone there can penetrate any of his many aliases deeply enough to discover who he actually ever was?
Meanwhile Down Manosphere
CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, As I turn 52 this year, I have realised, as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. ...
Least ignored nonsense this month...
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Someone asked on X recently if any nuclear physicists knew if the Iranian nuclear suicide vest fears J D Vance was stoking recently were pla...
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Basil: Dont mention the Moors. I mentioned them once but I think I got away with it. Caesar Saladin, Qur'an Cocktail, Suet al-Tawbah a...
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Donald Trump today announced his new strategy for victory in the Iran War: "I'll be cutting my nose off to spite my face," he ...
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25TH AMENDMENT!!! Not a single bomb has dropped on America. We cannot kill an entire civilization. This is evil and madness. pic.twitter.co...
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Goodevening, and in a packed program tonight I'll be sitting infront of a ground telescope photo of the Eagle Nebula - a diffuse emissio...
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Today I have been chatting online with Craig Campbell who is convinced that the moon landings were faked. I’ve only ever met Craig ...
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I see King Charles's best mate David Dimbelby has been dispatched more-or-less on his lonesome to the Newsnight to grovel for him not ...
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I'm not saying the BBC talks down to people but it's always running articles like What is a recession? And how does it affect me? It...
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So farewell then to NCP Your prices went up assiduously So everybody stayed away The Whitgift Centre died each day A little more, a little ...
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Yesterday I received a notification from X stating that my account has been flagged as inauthentic and this would affect my "reach...

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