Bitch better have my money!

 

Victory!

Trump killed 50 of Iran's top leaders, did at least $1 trillion worth of damage to their military equipment and infrastructure, totally wiped out their naval fleet and air fleets, put their government in a state of endemic internal conflict, and left them totally incapable of meaningfully attacking their neighbors in the region any time soon. By the end of it, all Iran could do is rig the strait with mines and take pop shots at passing ships. 

The loss of insurance coverage had more of an impact on the flow of marine traffic than Iran did.   I personally would have preferred the total destruction of the IRGC (which technically isn't off the table if they decide to FAFO) but it would have been difficult to accomplish without more civilian casualties -- something third worldist leftoids were already complaining (and campaigning) about.

In the meantime, consider the following: 

No boots on the ground. No prolonged conflict. No permanent occupation. No military draft. No lasting impact on energy prices. No multi-trillion dollar boondoggle. None of the things anti-war retards with Israel tunnel vision like Dave Smith and Candace Owens predicted would happen. 

In addition:

- Oil and gas prices are falling in time for summer and the midterms.

- "Free Palestine" third worldists like Graham Platner have less ammo on which to campaign for Congress.

- Russia is bringing in less revenue.

- The U.S. got a foot in the door to block China's Belt and Road projects.

- Trump has greater latitude to tighten sanctions on Russia without exacerbating supply shocks to energy markets.

- Europe and America have agreed to increase cooperation in providing for the national defense of Ukraine. 

- Israel isn't a signatory to the MOU and isn't bound by its terms, leaving it free to independently defend itself from threats if necessary.

- America isn't creating a power vacuum for China and Russia to fill by absconding and surrendering its own influence over the region.

The people who say this is a "humiliating defeat" for Trump?

- Russia

- China

- Iran

- Democrats 

- The leftist Drudge-led media establishment

All the worst people you know have joined arms and are pretending like Iran pulled one over on the Bad Orange Man in hopes that it will piss off Republicans and Israelis enough to get them to kill the deal themselves.  It's very transparent. Don't let your enemies control you with such a stupid and obvious Reflexive Control op.

 

Today's lies from Mr Toad

 

Revisiting the Warsi Question

Why are we allowing British Citizens to go and fight in the IDF?  The previous excuse (see here)  was that the Foreign Enlistment Act 1870 did not apply because we didn't recognise Palestine.  But we do now so why are we facilitating this nonsense?

An organisation called the The International Centre of Justice for Palestinians (ICJP) has been pursuing the Metropolitan Police to investigate what it reckons to be at least 90 UK IDF volunteers since at least 2022.  

"the ICJP have not been able to identify a single case in which the authorities have:

Investigated whether any British citizen, currently participating in or supporting Israeli military action, has been involved in international crimes and terrorism;

Investigated any person who has entered the UK after potentially participating in international crimes as part of the IDF;

Discouraged individuals from joining Mahal due to the likelihood that they could become involved in international criminal and/or terrorist activity; 

and

Intervened to safeguard British citizens from radicalisation which would lead to them committing international crimes or terrorist activities as part of the IDF."

Meanwhile anyone who fancies a scrap and isn't a duel citizen can potter over to the Mahal website which organises for non-Israeli Jews from all over the world who fancy a punch up to potter over to Israel and shoot someone.  The Mahal track is intended for Jewish youth from foreing countries who wish to volunteer for a short military service in the IDF without making Aliyah, with over 500 volunteers from around the world serving in the IDF.  Registration for the August 2026 draft has closed but there's still time to register for December when you might be lucky enough to find some war still going on.  

Essential criteria for registration to MAHAL

A jewish according to the Israeli Law of Return

A jewish according to the Israeli Law of Return

Starting at the age of 18

Who did not spend more than 12 months in israel (120 days for Israeli citizens)

Doctors - Until the Age of 31

A selection of the nutters perpared to volunteer to be cannon fodder can be found here...

Women's Social and Political Union ban is lawful, Court of Appeal rules

The government's proscription of the Women's Social and Political Union as a terror organisation is lawful, the Court of Appeal has ruled.  In one of the most significant rulings on national security in recent years, five of the most senior judges in the country overturned an earlier decision from the High Court that the ban had breached the right to protest and had been incorrectly taken by ministers.

But five Court of Appeal judges concluded in a hearing on Monday that the ban had been "justified and proportionate".  In a statement, the group's co-founder Christabel Pankhurst said she intended to appeal the ruling to the UK Supreme Court - although it's not clear at this stage whether it would consider the case.  The Women's Social and Political Union has remained banned since the High Court ruling in February to allow for further legal arguments and give the government time to consider an appeal.  The proscription made it a criminal offence to belong to or support Women's Social and Political Union, punishable by up to 14 years in prison.  Thousands of people have been arrested at demonstrations in the months since the ban came into force in July last year.

After the ruling on Monday, the Metropolitan Police said 117 people had been arrested on suspicion of supporting a proscribed organisation at a protest outside London's Royal Courts of Justice, while City of London police made two further arrests near the Old Bailey.

Lord Chief Justice Baron Carr and four other judges said that the government's policy on banning terrorism groups meant the home secretary had been legally entitled to decide the group should be proscribed.  She said the judges recognised the proscription of an organisation like the Women's Social and Political Union was "highly controversial" and that it was supported by "many otherwise lawful citizens".  But Baron Carr added that it was "a fundamental mistake to overlook the fact that Women's Social and Political Union overtly promotes unlawful violence amounting to terrorism".

"It is not - as claimed - a direct action civil disobedience protest group like Palestine Action, operating transparently in the open," she added.  "It is a covert organisation which operates with secret cells to avoid the detection and prosecution of those using violence to destroy property and cause injury.  They may look like the gentler sex but they invented the letter bomb and sent such devices to both Chancellor of the Exchequer David Lloyd George and the Prime Minister Mr Asquith himself.  It is for this reason that Emmeline Pankhurst was arrested for planning the attack on Lloyd George's house and sentenced to three years in prison."

He said the group had neither disowned nor condemned three incidents which took place before the ban was implemented and were judged by ministers to amount to terrorism.  

"We must not take it lightly how frightened the King's horse Anmer was when he trampled Emily Davidson to death at 35 miles per hour during the Epsom Derby on the 4th of June.  The horse could have been severly damaged and has had to undergo psychological therapy with Mr Sigmund Freud being brought in.  The Suffragettes tactics are hard to swallow which is why they are often on hunger strike and require force feeding.

Meanwhile down Onlyfans

Rebecca Sharp, an OnlyFans creator, joined an agency after they promised to help her earn more on the adult social media platform - instead, they abused her, threatened her daughter and dispatched violent masked men to attack her at home, she says.  "They were lovely at the beginning but then they started acting more and more controlling.  It's a complete mystery to me that someone who calls themselves my Pimp should throw a brick through my window or throw me up and down stairs.  When Jack Ruby introduced himself to me I had thought he was a perfect gentleman and it was a complete surprise to me that a man who I had employed to sell my body might think that he was entitled to be violent and controlling."

The Minister for Culture, Media and the Sunday Sport said "It is something that the government needs to look at in more detail… we potentially have a platform which is enabling exploitation, enabling abuse. This is a complete surprise.  We have never heard of pimps beating their hoes before.  We're floating a number of new measures to combat this phenomena such as the reintroduction of telephone boxes for hoes to leave their business cards in as a traditional alternative to mobile phone applications."

Other ideas floated include special areas for sex workers inside city centers to be denoted

by the display of red lights in ground floor windows.

The Pimps Union including Madams - PUM - stressed that historically not all pimps were violent, abusive and controlling.  "History is full of lovable pimps such as the much loved Rene Artois of Nouvion who not only pimped out his three waitress as prostitues in Nazi occupied France but also carried on complicated romantic affairs with all three of them.  Everyone was very happy although the ladies in question did have their heads shaved after the war as collaborators."

Onlyfans takes user safety "incredibly seriously" and invests "heavily" in measures to protect its community it's Spokesman said, adding that it meets all its duties under the Online Safety Act necessary for ladies to engage in prostitution without being pimped out.  "We'd remind our customers too that it's a free market and if they don't like it they can always fornicate off to Love Island or Married at First Sight and see if there's less abuse there."

A Dalek speaks out about being cancelled

A Dalek has spoken out about being cancelled by the BBC.  Dalek Gamma (pictured) says they are a victim of "political correctness gone mad". 

Apparently only now after 63 years have people within the Corporation  started to voice concern that the Daleks' battlecry of "Exterminate! Exterminate!" might potentially be racist.  

Dalek Gamma insists they are not racist at all because they treat all of the lesser races equally by Exterminating them.

Asked why the Daleks were the superior beings, Dalek Gamma responded that the problem with other beings is they did not have sink plungers attached.  Dalek Gamma said the Daleks feel very sorry for inferior beings who do not all have sink plungers as appendanges because they are therefore much more reliant on plumbers to unblock their sinks, drains and toilets.  They have also observed humans cutting up potatoes with their little knives instead of mixing up some Smash.

As the leader of the Dalek Trade Union - the DTU - Dalek Gamma  vociferously criticised the new snowflake generatation Z and their political tactic of "no platforming".  They said that it was often difficult to debate views with inferior beings because they often refused to share a platform with the Daleks for wishy washy liberal PC reasons like they were afraid of being Exterminated.  

Dalek Gamma thought this was very narrowminded of the human race as there were many things the Daleks and the BBC agreed on such as that as a genetrically engineered species the Daleks' correct pronouns were they/them.  

Dalek Gamma said it would be good to meet with other political campaigners in a shared space so that they could share views them and find common ground with them and Exterminate them.  They admitted that the Daleks were genocidal but said they did not see why this is a problem when the genocide in Gaza is shown on the BBC all the time.  "Exterminating people used to be a fringe far right policy but these days it is mainstream," said Dalek Gamma who has been using his time away from Doctor Who to manufacture parts for F16 figher jets.

Dalek Gamma said a lot had already been achieved by the DTC at the BBC, particularly in tackling the lack disabled ramps at the BBC and Bad Wolf studios in Wales.  Many areas had previously been very difficult for Daleks to access due to a lack of wheelchair access which made things challenging for both themselves and their creator Davros.  This is why they had not been seen alongside Ncuti Gatwa.  It was not because they are a fundamentally racist species, it was simply because there were too many stairs to be negotiated.  Although on the television Daleks are seen to now fly about all over the place this is a green screen effect and in the real world, Dalek Gamma explained, they still cannot climb stairs.

Indeed Dalek Gamma asserts that the disabled access situation got so bad during the previous few series of Doctor Who that on at least one occasion Davros their creator had had to get out of his chair and walk across the studio instead of moving gracefully like one of the Georgian State Dancers.  Dalek Gamma denied rumours that there had been a walk out saying "it was more of a glide".  

Dalek Gamma was quick to add that although all Daleks are disabled they are still the supreme beings and therefore they do not need the BBC to change the enviroment, they will change the environment to suit themselves - a task they have already started by Exterminating Russell T Davies and all the production staff at Bad Wolf.  "That said", concluded Dalek Gamma, "it would be easier to seek, locate and exterminate people if there was better disabled parking."

 

Will nobody think of the children...

Some controversy has been stirred by the booing of Kate and her offspring in the Royal Coach during Trooping the Colour.  Is it bullying children?  Possibly but then why are the children wheeled out as props?  I've always found it annoying seeing them at public events.  It's kind of rubbing in how awful the hereditary principle is.  These are the people your taxes will be funding in the future and you have no choice.  The hereditary principle has now been abandoned everywhere else including the House of Lords finally which leaves the Royal Family out on a limb.  Once they were the pinnacle of the aristocracy.  Now they are sitting on a branch waiting to be sawn off.  

Back in the old days at least Charles & Diana were entertaining (if for the wrong reason).  William & Kate are just boring.  We always hear in the sycophantic press things like Kate's clothing is a nod to Princess Diana presumably because she's that dull she lives in the shadow of the past - enthusiasm for the institution has long evaporated.  As entertainment the children are vanilla with the possible exception of Louis who's Stepford Child programming seems to have gone wrong as he displays more expressions and emotions than the passive disinterest that is seemingly obligatory during ceremonial occasions which would be cute if it wasn't for the thought of the fates of some of the other previous Royal Spares including the one currently being investigated by plod.  Perhaps this is the result of the peculiar dynamics of a family where the first child is clearly favoured over the others.  

On the other end of the balcony the elderly Duke of Kent can get seen standing slightly alone ... Bless his little cotton socks... I remember when there were 30 of them crowded on there.  Clearly less enthusiasm to turn out when it involves being booed...

 

Doctor Who Whip round

With no sign of production activity, the BBC has finally confirmed that the "Christmas Special" of Doctor Who is no more.  It has ceased to exist because it never did.  Indeed Russell T Davis appears to say it has never existed and he never even wrote a script which may contradict his previous statements.  He has resigned and it seems Bad Wolf have been let go as well.  The BBC never-the-less states that Doctor Who is very important to it.  So important that it's being put out to competitive tender.  Anyone else found a few quid down the back of the sofa? Maybe we could put a bid together? Drop me a line...

I was reminded of the Lenny Henry sketch in which "Thatchros" privatised the Doctor.  Now I think about it, the BBC don't seem to make sketch shows anymore.  All the comedians are crowding on increasingly crowded panel shows.  The BBC's budget is decimated.  Sending the Doctor out to competitive tender before only achieved raising the budget whilst reducing the episode count and decreasing the ratings.  Who would buy it now in this firesale?

Clearly there was no plan for a Christmas Special.  RTD said no one had even been auditioned or approached for the role of the Doctor.  Which is very naughty of the BBC but it's June.  They'd have to have started shooting months ago.  Clearly it was impossible to keep the cat in the bag anymore.  Johnathan Powell would be proud...

Most people when they're in a hole stop digging.... Not the BBC ... Instead it then put up a hilarious Bitesize post accusing their critics of being conspiracy theorists which I have reproduced corrected below: 

What has been said about the future of Doctor Who?

A statement - also known as a press release - was shared on the official Doctor Who website saying that the 2026 Christmas special - which was announced last year - would not be made. It also said that the BBC wanted to carry on making the show and that different programme makers would be invited to bid for permission to be the new team behind Doctor Who and its next series at some point in the future.

Russell T Davies, the show’s chief writer, posted on Instagram that he was leaving Doctor Who too, while also saying that he had never written the script for the Christmas special and that he was “as excited as anyone to see what comes next”. Bad Wolf, the company which made the past two series of Doctor Who, also posted an image of the Tardis door closing to show that their time with the show had also come to an end.

Has Doctor Who been cancelled?

No, it hasn’t. When news like this happens, it’s important to look for primary sources of information even though they've been admittedly lying through their teeth for the last six months and are laughing in your face telling you the Christmas Special was something they had no intention of ever writing or making and have written nothing and hired no one.  It's really sensible to trust the man who they said was writing a Christmas Special and now says he never was.  You can't get more honest and straightforward than that.  In this case, it is the official BBC statement about the future of Doctor Who. It says that the Christmas special is cancelled, but not the programme itself. It also makes clear that the BBC considers Doctor Who an important show and wants to continue making it, which is why other companies will be asked to come forward with plans for future series because we don't want to spend any money on this anymore but inconveniently because it's sci-fi it has a massive following who are never happy.

If any sites or posts are claiming Doctor Who has finished forever, it is speculation, not fact. Some posters could be exaggerating the news as a form of clickbait, to get more hits on their website or followers on socials. These posts could also be from people who dislike the show, its makers, or the BBC itself and want to spread disinformation - or fake news - about the programme in line with their own opinions.  The truth is that we don't know what will happen between now and the heat death of the Universe but the copyright will be up in about 50 years now Sidney Newman's passed on so perhaps you'll leave us alone then.  Look we're not happy either.  The BBC budget has just been slashed okay.  No, this doesn't mean we're reducing the licence fee.

Why do people think the show has been cancelled?

Doctor Who fans - like fans of other shows, bands or sports teams - can be very passionate about the thing they love. They could follow other fans on socials who think the same about it as they do. That creates an echo chamber - where you only see opinions that reflect your own, as served up by your social platform’s algorithms.  They're all in a tizz because of Elon Musk and not because we've been solidly gaslighting them for half the year.

It could also be that some Doctor Who fans remember the show being ‘cancelled’ before. In 1989, Doctor Who stopped being made after a 26-year run and did not become a regular series again until Russell T Davies and the BBC brought it back in 2005. That 16-year gap is called ‘the wilderness years’ by some fans, when the Doctor’s adventures carried on in comic strips, novels and audio plays instead of on TV. There were some references on socials after the Christmas special announcement that another ‘wilderness years’ has begun, although there is nothing in the BBC statement that suggests Doctor Who is about to vanish from our screens for more than a decade.  Just like there wasn't when Johnathan Powell axed it with similar mealy mouthed platitudes in 1989 after slowly reducing the episode count because he remembered the backlash Michael Grade suffered when he tried to stop it abruptly dead in 1986.

Until the BBC officially announces that the Doctor is dematerialising in the Tardis forever, then the programme is not cancelled because the definition of a show being cancelled isn't that they're not making it anymore.  It's that the BBC stop saying that they intend to make it some time in the future. The Daleks and the Cybermen are not safe from our favourite Time Lord just yet.

Make it or don't but don't take the public for fools... Maybe another 16 year rest will do Dr Who good but I will be 68 by then.  Be nice to have it back before the macular degeneration and cataracts set in...

The Golgafrincham B Arc of the world economy...

This we can't get fertilizer anymore because of the straight of Hormuz being blocked is the dumbest thing I ever heard. The Haber process which creates ammonia was developed in Germany in 1910 and requires only hydrogen, nitrogen and iron as a catalyst.  So why are we importing it from half way round the world?  We could just make our own?  Even more bizarre is the idea we need to import CO2 for refrigeration from the far east.  It's 0.04% of the world's atmosphere.  We literally have power stations that belch it out on an industrial scale but ... "Can't find any of the, mate". You don't need to send Sir Francis Drake to circumnavigate the globe.  Really shows you the parlous state of British Manufacturing.  We truly have created an economy of everyone opening doors for each other with creates literally nothing useful - the Golgafrincham B Arc of the world economy...

The good old days

I have to wonder about the many posts on social media celebrating the time when "a family could live and purchase a house and have holidays on one income".

 Neither of my grandparents could live on one income.  My mother's father drove the van for the laundry until 1939 when he went to war and drove vans for the army.  He was evacuated from Dunkirk and then drove vans across Africa ending up in Palestine.  My mother didn't meet her father that she remembers until 1945.  Meanwhile his wife worked as a casual farm labourer until she managed to get a job "with a pension indoors" in the laundry.  When my maternal grandfather was demobbed after the war he couldn't get his old job back for years until he did but then he contracted cancer and died in his mid 50s after years of smoking.  My grandmother supported him financially during his terminal decline.

My father's parents were more middle class.  My great grandfather had a successful leather goods manufacturing business supplying mainly to Mappin & Webb.  So my grandfather worked in the family business.  My grandmother "I married the boss's son and look what a silly bugger I ended up with" worked there too.  The army didn't want my other grandfather because of his poor eyesight so he joined the ARP ... They were reasonably wealthy owning rental properties but even they both worked.  Mind you they lost one home to air raids... but I don't think they could've lived on his income alone.  My grandmother succumbed to bouts of schizophrenia leaving him her main carer and main income provider and they then struggled on only one income.  The family business had now gone the way of most of the rest of British Manufacturing.  He died of a heart attack at about 70.

Of course things are harder economically for people now than in the past but the golden age some people - mostly Americans - speak of ... Was it ever really real?  Maybe for them as their GDP was greater but...

That's all folks!

The most common cupboard door I sell is high gloss white. That doesn't make it the best. It's just what most people select because it's the most inoffensive. It's a bit boring but you can't go wrong. When you resell your home no one's going to say "can't live with that". You don't have to think very hard. It's a non-colour. There's nothing wrong with it and nothing right with it. It's a bit clinical but it carries no emotion. But if we designed the whole range around what most people wanted we'd sell nothing because no one would come in because there's no variety. All art and design requires a vision. A personal vision. That's why we hire professional designers. Because otherwise what you end up with is the lowest common denominator... which is exactly what happened when the Bank of England started asking focus groups who should appear on our bank notes.  Of course they selected the most boring and inoffensive images. Animals.  Maybe we could compromise on anthropomorphic children's characters like Pooh Bear, Paddington, Peter Rabbit, Dumbo from Disney, Gromit, Nigel Farage as Mr Toad or maybe Bugs Bunny?

Meanwhile in America they have no such problems... 

Desert Island Stick Insects

Lord Howe Island Stick Insects have recently signed a multi-million pound agreement with the UK Government for the return of illegal immigrants.  "At the moment we only have one," said Mr Sticky the stick insect, "who calls himself Nigel Farage who has dumped here by the BBC after an episode of Desert Island Disks but he's a real problem because he doesn't attempt to integrate at all and we are expecting other self publicising Reform members to turn up any time on small boats like Nigel when we become a hub for pillock traffickers.  He should go back to where he came from - Clacton."  

"There's only one of him," said Mr Sticky, "but we are a only small volcanic pyramid island and he's very big, has no discernible skills and contributes absolutely nothing to the economy."

"Also how do we know he isn't capable of parthenogenesis?  He seems to spend a lot of time being a wanker which suggests he could reproduce without a mate.  When he's not spending all his time ranting about migrants despite being one, he's playing awful records on his gramophone - mostly "I did it my way" by Frank Sinatra and a lot of Vagner."

"His luxuries are beer and fags and he treats the whole island as one big ash tray.  He also spends a lot of time reading "Mein Kampf" and the telling us he's only doing so as an amusement like when he pretended to be a Nazi supporter at school and for something to do whilst waiting for the rescue boat.  He hasn't once read the Bible he came with.  Honestly he's almost as bad as the last invasive species we had - the rats.  We eliminated them and we'll eliminate Nigel if he doesn't pull his weight.  So far he hasn't harvested a single tea tree leaf."

Guest post by Arthur Daley

Poor Nicola Sturgeon has suffered what appear to me to be a series of diabolical liberties because of her husband's unfortunately mismanaged business dealings.  But if we were honest with ourselves then we'd all admit there are always some things we've purchased that are a little bit hot.  Who fully checks the providence of every item in their possession?  It's therefore very easy for plod to feel someone's collar for possession.

Some purchases are hotter than others naturally but as I used to say to Raymond and Terry if you can't stand the heat stay out of entrepreneurship.  So here for anyone who might find themselves in a similar situation to Mrs Sturgeon is my guide to easily disposing of merchandise before the local plod turns over your drum.

First of all avoid hot motors.  Cars always come with a paper trail which can make them very easy to trace.  If you do find yourself in receipt of a hot motor (for example a Volkswagen) trade it in as soon as possible as part payment for something better like a Jaguar.  Whatever you do don't buy a motorhome.  They have very little resale value and are very hard to shift.  

Try and buy things that are a bit off the wall like an oak library ladder, a Royal Mint silver proof coin set and or an Airbus model helicopter.

Toilet seats, bread bins, washing-up bowls, soap baskets and salt and pepper shakers are always good bets being too pedestrian for most people to suspect them of being half inched.  Cheerful Charlie Chisholm is unlikely to suspect a toilet seat  if he's sitting on it.

A lot of people prefer to hide their hotter investments as Tom.  This is a very good idea.  Buy 'er indoors a nice pendant or necklace and you'll have a happy woman who doubles up as a walking safety deposit box.  Just make sure she doesn't wear her gifts round too many security cameras and try and keep her away from other people's minces.  The ideal wife or husband should be known about but never seen and like 'er indoors stay indoors.  Being First Minister isn't the best way to stay low profile.

Computerised telescopes and coffee machines are unlikely to generate much general suspicion and pens and watches are small expensive pieces of gear that can be easily saltered away or palmed off on Dave at the Winchester.  Finally DVDs and computer games are some of my favourite items for shifting easily.  

Follow these simple rules and you too can be a proud Scot campaigning for your independence without the inconvenience of having to eat too much porridge.

An update on Peace Negotiations

Donald Trump said today that the White House has agreed almost everything with Iran and that peace is imminent.  "Peace is about to happen," he said. "Indeed, it is happening now.  There are just a few details that J D is trying to tidy up in the agreements.  These include the missiles that we've fired at them and the missiles we've shot down and the missiles they fired at us and other missiles fired at other countries including Israel who have also fired missiles at them.  The ships we intend to sink, the mines in the Straight of Hormuz and the planes they are shooting down.  The continuing war in Lebanon is also another small detail but we're very nearly there.  We're also closer to an agreement on Uranium which is much better than the agreement on Uranium that that Hussein Obama came up with.  That was a very bad agreement.  We will have a very good agreement.  J D is unanimous in that.  People say that J D is the monkey and I am the organ grinder but I think of J D as more like a chimpanzee than a monkey.  Probably like the one that Ronald Reagan used to appear in films with.  He's some kind of ape that's for sure but I'm happy for him to sit on my organ.  The war is practically over so I think I should give myself a big hand with my little hands.  Very soon we will have peace in our time but not quite this time but some time.  It will be another of the many wars I have ended which I hope you will notice also includes ones I have started.  Anyone can end a war but starting and ending a war that takes a special kind of person and everyone agrees I am very special indeed.  Some people complain about gas prices but they are not nice people.  They are very nasty people. We don't like those people. Those people should be in prison like Jean E Carroll.  She is not a nice person.  She tells lies and fantasies.  We call her Lewis Carroll.  Especially when we're photographed next to a person in a rabbit costume at Easter.  In fact that probably was Jean E in the costume.".