Sunday, 16 June 2019

Father of the House...


Father of the house
Won't let EU die
Never wants a leadership 
To pass him by
Still a backbencher
Smoker to the great
Waffler, philosopher, And EU mate!
Every interviewer's companion
But always on TV alone...
Potential Tory Leaders
Jesus, what a sorry little lot...
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