Ten little Tories went out to social climb
Esther got just 9 percent and then there were nine
Nine little Tories had a dull debate
Mark was very boring and then there were eight
Eight little Tories included Ms Leadsom
She'd lost once before and then there were seven
Seven little Tories running out of tricks
Hancock fell upon his sword and then there were six
Six little Tory Boys trying to survive
Raab lost the second ballot and then there were five
Five little Tory Boys went on TV to bore
Rory was slightly sensible and then there were four
Four little Tory Boys - one said scrap the 45p
rate of income tax and then there were three
Three Oxford Tory Boys before the 1922
One had NHS glasses and then there were two
Two little Tory Boys popular with the Sun
Two were not Boris and then there was one
One little Boris Boy left all alone
Had a hard Brexit and then there were none
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