Laser focusing is not possible

Dear politicians, the whole point of a laser is that it creates a Collimated Beam so please stop using the phrase "Laser Focused" to describe how good your policies are. You can focus a laser but a laser itself is by definition a beam of parallel light waves? Indeed once you focus a laser beam it arguably stops being a laser beam. So please stop talking about laser focusing ...it is doing my head in. There hasn't been a PM with a STEM qualification since Mrs Thatcher so please stop pretending. Thank you for your non-laser focusing on this issue.