IMF says you'll never have it so good!

The International Monetary Fund today said not to worry about your financial future as Britain is about to enter a new golden age of prosperity.  Over the next decade Britain will become a land of milk and honey with so much spare cash that parks and public spaces will come to resemble the Hanging Gardens of Babylon.

Wages will rise exponentially whilst property prices will fall allowing everyone to own their own home.  Meanwhile the AI revolution will mean boring repetitive and dull work will be replaced by everyone being re-employed in the performing arts.  All mathematical theorems will be solved and mathematicians will be redeployed as philosophers.  At the same time money as we know it will disappear to be replaced by one long Blockchain algorithm that will just get longer and longer.  Unemployment will end and no one will have to work.  Taxes will go down if not dissapear as no one will have any debt anymore.  Public services meanwhile will have more money than they know what to do with with three social workers to every person.  Meanwhile healthcare improvements will result in everyone living to at least 120 if not achieving eternal life.  

"At the IMF we have a reputation as the voice of financial doom," said a spokesman.  "But I'm here to tell you that all the world's financial problems have now been solved meaning we are now the good luck fairy.  The next ten years are going to be fantastic.  Expect an unprecedented financial boom of the kind that will make the 1920s look like the 1930s.  You will have never have had it so good!"