Penis

 

I was driving up Park Lane in Croydon yesterday about 7pm when I passed a convoy of 4 men in various states of undress on bikes.  Most had small black thongs on but the last in the convoy was proudly displaying his penis and testicals.  Well, they were there if you looked for them.  A lady on the other side of the road looked at me and pointed : "Did you see that?" she said.  I did.