Loss of confidence in no confidence motions...

Theresa has no confidence in her Deal but says she has confidence in the Deal.  The Tories have decided they just about have confidence in Theresa.  Jeremy has tabled a motion of no confidence in Theresa but not in the government.  The DUP say they won’t vote for Theresa’s Deal but would they vote to bring down the government?  If they would then Theresa’s position as Prime Minister is unconstitutional …or a constitutional crisis or something… Jeremy despite calling for a general election seems to have no confidence in a no confidence motion on the government and not a lot of confidence in his no confidence motion against Theresa as he keeps moving the date of it.  The cabinet seem to have lost confidence in the Deal and so do the EU.  Business has lost confidence in the government’s ability to strike a deal.  We cannot sign the deal because the deal says that we can’t exit the deal – so less of a contract more of an offer of indentured servitude.  The Tory backbenchers cannot table another motion of no confidence in their leader for another twelve months but Theresa seems to have lost confidence in herself and says she will go before the next election.  And of course when we do strike these magical new trade deals with all the people we couldn’t deal with before when we were in the EU then the EU will lose confidence and start renegotiating all over again…

There are two conclusions that can be drawn from this.  Either the politicians are now doing all the work that they’ve been previously avoiding by getting the EU to negotiate for them in the past or we don’t have the political/economic clout in the world to pull off Brexit.  Whatever way we leave the EU the deal or the WTO rules wont be the end of it we will be in constant regenotiations for all eternity.  But none of this matters… what matters is – we’re British!