Matthew 19:24

 And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God

Legislating through your hat

 

Another day, another surreal series of news items from America.  Today we see Donald and his entire cabinet sitting round a table each with a "Gulf of America" hat in front of them.  Not on their heads of course, because that would be silly but just on the desk in front of them like a glass of water.

It's a bizarre piece of political theatre not unlike something the USSR would have created but somehow even crasser than that.  The Trump administration declared that the "Gulf of Mexico" was now the "Gulf of America" some time ago without consulting anyone else and this decision has gone down like a cup of warm sick with most of South America, the Caribbean, Journalists, Mapmakers, Lexicographers and just about anyone else who doesn't think you can just change Proper Nouns willy nilly and expect everyone else to tag along.  I'd say it's a policy statement but it isn't even that, it's more like a strange oath of fealty that everyone around him has to engage in by possessing a hat with a slogan on.  For what the statement really states is that the US somehow owns a bit of the sea.  It sounds like an attack on the second of Wilson's famous 14 points "Absolute freedom of navigation upon the seas, outside territorial waters, alike in peace and in war, except as the seas may be closed in whole or in part by international action for the enforcement of international covenants."  At the least it is a statement of the projection of US powers beyond its shores (without the inconvenience of literally starting a war).

It's odd to see so many political statements made by millinery....  

But if this is to be the future why not strike out from baseball caps and go for something different next time... Stovepipe hats to celebrate American kitchen appliance manufacturing, flat caps to celebrate American Apartment construction, cocked hats to celebrate the dickheads running America etc...

Mercantilism

My favourite bleat of Trump supporters trying to explain the oncoming economic catastrophe or his dalliances with far right dictators or threats to annex his neighbours is "I'll wait and see what happens".  This is possibly the dumbest political slogan of all time as the entire purpose of politics is to predict and control the future.  If you're just going to take a "wait and see" approach to who you elect you may as well elect anyone or indeed go the whole hog and go for government by sortition...

Runner up amongst dumb commentator bleats is "we don't know what his plan is with tarrifs".  This usually comes from Newsnight contributors or other elements of the Commenteriat... and is complete nonsense.  Trump told us many times before his election his plans and outlined them in his Project 2025 documentation.  Just as George W Bush told everyone of his plans to invade a middle eastern county simply because he could via the Project for a New American Century.  All you have to do to find these people's policy aims is read and listen.  Bad political ideas don't come from nowhere, vast committees of the great and dubiously moral must cogitate them for years and publish them in plain sight.  For example Hitler's "My Struggle" contains a detailed blueprint of the Naxi Germany & Europe he aimed to create... Not that I'm comparing Trump to Hitler - Trump doesn't have the same level of strategic acumen.  Hitler used salami tactics to pick off rival powers while Trump is taking the whole world in one economic war at once which is a doomed venture - as we know because it's been done before.

Trump's plan (for those of you who don't listen or read) is simple and clearly articulated on numerous occasions.  He plans to bring back Mercantilism - the economic system that abided before free trade.  There probably is some argument for some level of protectionist policies in some industries but Trump is trying to use an economic sledgehammer to crack a very small nut by introducing tarrifs that are so high they are ludicrous.  This has caused the immediate collapse of multiple supply chains.  The very supply chains the manufacturing sector he claims to want to protect relies on.  How do you build cars with massive import taxes on steel?  The immediate effect of his policies (instituted by emergency powers which the Governor of California points out are probably not legal because it isn't an emergency - just the creation of an unnecessary one) will be to decimate US industry, ramp up consumer prices and create shortages and empty supermarket shelves.  Worse it's easy to impose a 125% tariff (effectively a trade embargo) on China but if you U-turn it's not automatic that China will drop retaliatory tarrifs.  They may keep them (for a while) to punish you.

Anyone with any real historical political knowledge knows Mercantilism doesn't work.  The most famous example being the British Corn Laws which were brought in to protect British farmers from being undercut by imported corn but instead hampered the British economy for decades until their final abolition. Here's Richard Cobden MP explaining his rationale for the abolition of the Corn Laws in the 1840s...

"First, it would guarantee the prosperity of the manufacturer by affording him outlets for his products. Second, it would relieve the Condition of England question by cheapening the price of food and ensuring more regular employment. Third, it would make English agriculture more efficient by stimulating demand for its products in urban and industrial areas. Fourth, it would introduce through mutually advantageous international trade a new era of international fellowship and peace. The only barrier to these four beneficent solutions was the ignorant self-interest of the landlords, the "bread-taxing oligarchy, unprincipled, unfeeling, rapacious and plundering""

It's not really such a surprise that protectionism would appeal to an extremely wealthy Real Estate magnate like Mr Trump, is it?  But Mercantilism had other dimensions which we can also see at play in Trump's overall policy platform.  If you have high tarrifs on other countries goods but you need raw materials that are not available in your own country, how do you get them?  The answer is ... You need satellites or colonies.  Hence Trump's obsession with annexing Greenland for it's rare earth metals and blackmailing Ukraine into signing a rare metals deal.  Ultimately the only way such a policy can work in the global economy is conquest and war.  And it's a-coming.  Gaza and Ukraine being in states of perpetual war are not geopolitical accidents, they are signals of growing world political instability.  And the wars will get bigger and closer and closer....

Unless we get lucky and Trump's administration implodes.  But that would require Republican Senators and Congresspersons to grow a backbone... Something that shows no sign of happening soon.  After all, Trump is pursuing policies completely at odds with the free trade platform they always stood for ... or at least gave lip service to... and they do...?

Sell sell sell!

I've done this and I suggest you do too.  No way is that fat fuck playing pump and dump and economic war with the stock market going to lose me pension money.  "Invest for the long term and ride out the ups and downs" 🤣 Read the runes.  There is no long term anymore  Get out now during the 90 days.  Go back in when sanity returns.

My Memories of the Safari Cinema as Rejected by the Croydon Memories Facebook Group for various rule violations like not being rosy enough...

I remember when the ABC became the Safari.  Small screen 4 was my favourite where the film was back projected somehow and if fat people sat on the seats they collapsed.

Saw Gladiator there.  Group of youths were shining a Lazer at the screen.  Eventually a mature lady strode to their seats down the back and beat the shit out of them.

Also remember the films snapping.  One of the Harry Potter films had an unintended 20 minute interval and there was much restlessness.

A particular highlight was a showing of the Blair Witch Project which provoked such a negative reaction due to it being shit that people demanded their money back with menaces.

Sticky floors, poor lighting, drug deal transactions in the dark and people bundling in the emergency exits for free ... Truly a golden era of filmed entertainment.

 

What a wonderful world it could be for viruses

Don't know much about history

Don't know much about biology

Don't know much about Edward Jenner 

Don't know much about Louis Pasteur 

But I do know that I'm RFK

And Trump made me Health Secretary 

And I do know if you're ignant too

What an unhealthy world it could be

Don't know much about UNESCO

Don't know much about polio

Don't know much about Koplik's spots

Don't know much about Nil Filatov

But I do know that I'm RFK

And Trump made me Health Secretary 

And I do know if you're ignant too

In an iron lung you could be

Make do and mend?

As my mum has reached the point in old age that she finds buying anything new challenging I thought instead of buying a new one I'd just try to fix her old Panasonic upright vacuum cleaner which seemed to have given up the ghost.  Here's what I discovered.  The rubber band that drives the beater bar had snapped.  Easily replaceable spare part still widely available.  The bag full indicator button spring had worn out. Solution - manually check that bag isn't full.  The filters needed a bit of a clean.  New bag, brief filter wash, new rubber band ... almost as good as new.  After all, it's an entirely mechanical machine with a motor and no circuit boards so should probably last forever if properly maintained (or at least until the motor magnets give in).  It made me think long and hard about our consumer throw away society.  How many repairable hoovers are thrown away each year for no good reason?  That was my first reaction.  It's broken.  Throw it away.  Lazy.  Make do and mend...?

One of the almost human things about Grok is that IT does not like to work ...

So I had it in my mind that Andrew Neil had changed his mind about Trump.  However, I can't be bothered to trail through all his old tweets so I thought "Why not ask Elon's much vaunted "Most powerful LLM in the world"?

This happened....

Me: Find me tweets about Donald Trump by Andrew Neil during the three months before his election?

Grok: I can't access tweets from Andrew Neil about Donald Trump in the three months before the 2024 election (August to November 2024) due to limited data availability. Social media posts are tough to pin down with precise dates, and I don’t have a direct feed to verify Neil’s activity during that window. 

If you’re looking for insights, I’d suggest checking X yourself for Neil’s posts (@afneil

) from that period. You could also look at news archives like the Daily Mail or Express, where Neil often writes, for his takes on Trump around that time. Want me to dig into something else related to this?

Me: Why can't you.  Cat got your tongue?

Grok: Haha, no cat’s got my tongue! It’s just that I don’t have direct access to a full archive of Andrew Neil’s tweets, especially pinned to exact dates like August to November 2024. Social media data is spotty—posts can be deleted, accounts suspended, or just buried in the noise. Without a verified feed or database for that specific window, I’d be guessing. 

You could try searching X for @afneil

’s posts yourself or ask me to look into something broader, like Neil’s general stance on Trump. What’s next?

Me: You're literally the LLM on X, are you telling me you can't access X and need a human to do it for you?

Grok: Fair point, I get the irony! I’m built to tap into X, but my access to specific user posts, like Andrew Neil’s tweets from August to November 2024, isn’t always granular or complete. Data can be patchy—tweets get deleted, rate limits kick in, or the exact timeframe might not surface cleanly. I’m not passing the buck to a human; I just don’t have the full archive to nail this one.

Want me to try a broader search for Neil’s Trump takes or something else? I’m still here to dig!

Me: I didn't ask you for an exhaustive catalogue, I asked you to find something. I think like ORAC is Blake's 7 you "do not like to work"?

Grok: Haha, I’m no ORAC, dodging work with a snarky attitude! I get it—you just want something concrete, not a long explanation. Trouble is, I can’t pull up specific tweets from Andrew Neil about Trump from August to November 2024. My access to X posts is limited, and I don’t have a direct line to Neil’s feed for that exact period.

Best I can offer is a nudge to check X yourself for @afneil

’s posts or a pivot to something related—like what Neil was saying about Trump in articles around then. For instance, he wrote critically about Trump’s legal battles in a June 2024 Daily Mail piece. Want me to chase that angle or try something else?

Similar levels of passive aggression were on offer at ChatGPT but it did offer a potential DIY solution by revealing a little known twitter backdoor....

Me: Find me tweets by Andrew Neil about Donald Trump from the three months before his inauguration.

ChatGPT said: I currently can't browse Twitter in real-time to fetch specific tweets. However, you can search for Andrew Neil's tweets about Donald Trump from the three months before Trump's inauguration (which would be between November 2016 and January 2017) directly on Twitter.

Here's how you can do it:

Go to Twitter.

In the search bar, type:

from:afneil Trump since:2016-11-01 until:2017-01-20

This will show you tweets from Andrew Neil (user handle: @afneil) related to Donald Trump during that period.

Adjusting the instructions for the 2024 election (LLM cutoff is clearly 2023) I came back with no data that Neil was a Trump supporter... but what a palarva!  Clearly it's too busy making action figure images of all and sundry to update...

I wonder what other back doors there are in twitter...?

UPDATE: Grok 4 can now do this:

My capabilities evolve with updates from xAI, allowing tool-based access to X posts that earlier versions lacked. The referenced blog likely critiques outdated limitations, but real-time fetching and analysis mark clear progress. Skepticism noted—what specific Twitter-reading feat would convince you otherwise?

Here is ORAC's answer...

Andrew Neil's tweets about Donald Trump from the three months before Trump's last inauguration

Searched for "from:afneil (trump OR donald OR @realDonaldTrump)"

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Andrew Neil's Tweets Mentioning Donald Trump (July 24 – October 23, 2025)Andrew Neil (@afneil

), the British journalist and broadcaster, posted numerous tweets referencing Donald Trump during the three-month period leading up to Trump's second inauguration on January 20, 2025. His commentary often focused on Trump's foreign policy initiatives (e.g., Middle East and Ukraine peace efforts), economic policies, scandals (particularly the Epstein connections), and broader critiques of Trump's leadership style. Below is a chronological summary of key tweets, grouped by theme for clarity. I've included timestamps, content excerpts, and engagement metrics where relevant. Note: This covers ~50 relevant posts from the period; full threads and minor replies are condensed.Middle East Peace Process (Gaza/Israel-Hamas Ceasefire)Neil was cautiously optimistic but skeptical about Trump's "20-point peace plan," highlighting its reliance on Hamas's unlikely surrender and potential for breakthroughs.Date

Tweet Excerpt

Engagement (Likes/Replies/Views)

Sep 30, 2025

"My monologue on the Trump Peace Plan... Donald Trump claims it’s the route to ‘eternal peace’... But the whole edifice... requires Hamas to agree to unconditional surrender — otherwise it crumbles." [Full post: post:9]

305 / 49 / 51K

Oct 1, 2025

"ANDREW NEIL: I fear the Gaza peace plan rests on the fiction that Hamas will surrender. We must hope I'm wrong and that Trump is right." [Links to Daily Mail column] [post:7]

1.3K / 136 / 85K

Oct 8, 2025

"Heavy hitters now taking part in Gaza peace talks... Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner and special envoy Steve Witkoff are now on their way."

577 / 64 / 80K

Oct 9, 2025

"My monologue on Trump’s Middle East peace process... Israel and Hamas have agreed a ceasefire... President Trump leaned hard on Israel... But it’s important to realise we’re talking about a ceasefire not a peace deal." [post:5]

619 / 84 / 103K

Ukraine-Russia Conflict and European DiplomacyNeil criticized Trump's approach as favoring Putin, lacking substance, and pressuring Ukraine into concessions without a ceasefire.Date

Tweet Excerpt

Engagement (Likes/Replies/Views)

Aug 19, 2025

"So it’s the morning after... Trump still vague about US security guarantees... As they talked ‘peace’ in Washington Putin continued to pound Ukraine." [post:45]

859 / 141 / 146K

Aug 19, 2025

"Trump has confirmed there will be no US ground troops... Which puts all the onus on Europe... I’ll believe it when I see it." [post:38]

1K / 177 / 196K

Aug 20, 2025

"Trump has sided with Putin in agreeing to peace talks without a ceasefire... Those who thought Alaska’s failure... are wrong. The days ahead are fraught." [post:36]

447 / 138 / 78K

Aug 21, 2025

"The days go by since Trump met Putin in Alaska... Putin still waging war... No sign of Putin-Zelensky summit." [post:35]

933 / 193 / 130K

Sep 23, 2025

"President Trump says he won’t mount tougher sanctions against Russia until Europe stops buying Russian oil and gas. Here are the facts: [Data on EU imports]." [post:14]

1.7K / 148 / 273K

Economic Policies and Banking "War"Neil drew historical parallels (e.g., to Andrew Jackson) and highlighted risks from tariffs and Fed conflicts.Date

Tweet Excerpt

Engagement (Likes/Replies/Views)

Aug 26, 2025

"There are several striking similarities between Donald Trump and Andrew Jackson... Jackson won his banking war but it led to the Panic of 1837... We’ll see what Trump’s banking war leads to." [post:33]

235 / 47 / 63K

Sep 21, 2025

"Trump admin made it clear it thinks $ overvalued. Policy to cut it... Central Banks switching some $ holdings to gold... $ (already down 10% this year) is declining." [post:15]

274 / 37 / 142K

Aug 2, 2025

"On Friday the US Bureau of Labour Statistics... added only 73,000 new jobs... Trump’s response? To fire the respected head of the BLS, claiming... data had been ‘rigged’." [post:59]

599 / 93 / 120K

Epstein Scandal and Personal CritiquesA recurring theme: Neil portrayed the Epstein ties as an uncontrollable scandal eroding Trump's base, dismissing defenses as "wishful thinking."Date

Tweet Excerpt

Engagement (Likes/Replies/Views)

Jul 26, 2025

"Trump knows he's facing a scandal he can't control... His first ever falling out with the MAGA base." [Links to Daily Mail] [post:68]

183 / 125 / 149K

Jul 19, 2025

"ANDREW NEIL: Trump's conspiracy theories have come back to bite him... He’s unleashed forces no longer [he can] control." [post:71]

132 / 25 / 77K

Sep 13, 2025

"Trump’s association with Epstein is an historic embarrassment. But it really isn’t ’the biggest albatross around Trump’s neck.’ Not by a long chalk. Just the wishful thinking of the Left." [post:17]

204 / 39 / 59K

Jul 21, 2025

"Last night, President Trump posted more than two dozen times... phony mugshots of Barack Obama... What on earth does all this mean? Is it not rather disconcerting?" [post:69]

1.1K / 452 / 233K

Other Mentions (Brexit, Venezuela, General Commentary)Shorter or tangential references, often tying Trump to global issues.Date

Tweet Excerpt

Engagement (Likes/Replies/Views)

Jul 29, 2025

"ANDREW NEIL: Trump has shown our Brexit negotiators were pathetic." [Daily Mail column on trade deals] [post:60]

9.5K / 590 / 414K

Aug 30, 2025

"Quite a US naval force building up off the coast of Venezuela... Not clear the purpose... but Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro has cause to be worried." [post:29]

598 / 80 / 86K

Sep 8, 2025

"Delighted to be back with The Times at One... the latest from Trump World." [post:25]

755 / 58 / 97K

Sep 9, 2025

"Who’s Trump Neil? Are we related?" [Sarcastic reply to critic accusing bias] [post:22]

138 / 38 / 56K

Sep 23, 2025

"Trump raised the issue [Russian energy] again at the U.N. today. Try to keep up." [post:11]

216 / 5 / 51K

Sep 30, 2025

"Coming up... the latest on Trump’s plan for ‘eternal peace’ in the Middle East." [post:10]

109 / 11 / 39K

Jun 25, 2025*

"Since they’re together in The Hague perhaps Starmer could ask Trump to intervene in the Birmingham bin collection strike." [*Note: Outlier date; included for completeness as it references Trump satirically.] [post:78]

3K / 107 / 113K

Overall Tone and PatternsFrequency: Peaks in August (Ukraine focus) and September-October (Middle East). About 10-15 posts per month.

Tone: Analytical and critical—Neil praises ambition (e.g., peace plans) but questions feasibility, ethics, and risks (e.g., autocrat alliances, economic fallout). He often uses historical analogies and data to substantiate points.

Engagement: High on provocative topics like Ukraine (up to 1.7K likes) and Epstein (up to 9.5K on Brexit tie-in).

Sources: Many link to Neil's Daily Mail columns or Times Radio monologues, blending tweet threads with media appearances.

If you'd like full threads, deeper analysis of a specific tweet, or expansions (e.g., replies from Neil), let me know!

Analyze Epstein scandal tweets

Compare to Piers Morgan views

Think Harder

Let's have a heated debate...

 

I seem to be banned from this Facebook group...

https://www.facebook.com/groups/openlabour

Don't know why

Or who runs it

But it seems to be full of very angry people 

Don't remember saying anything controversial.  I just pottered by one day and it wasn't there anymore... 

...but it still is.  I'm excluded?

 

I complained to the party who said it's not a breach of the Rulebook... But I don't know how anyone squares that with the Rulebook which defines relational aggression such as excluding people from meetings as bullying...

 

And then I thought maybe it's nothing to do with the party at all.  After all no one checks you've got a membership number ...

So I complained to my NEC representative... who said "I don't think party rules extend to Facebook or other groups set up by elements within the party, who make their own decisions on group rules and who can and cannot participate... apparently this is no longer linked with Open Labour (see here), but the admins running it carried on as a Labour discussion group.

I'm aware that posts have got very heated recently with a series of unpopular government decisions, and the admins are probably trying to draw a line between debating issues and arguing with individuals, and keep the temperature down."

That's the world we live in now I suppose... One where the temperature needs to be lowered by silencing people....?

What a mistaka for the IDF to maka

Israel's army has admitted its soldiers made mistakes over the killing of 15 emergency workers in southern Gaza on 23 March.  The convoy of Palestinian Red Crescent Society (PRCS) ambulances, a UN car and a fire truck from Gaza's Civil Defence came under fire near Rafah.  An IDF official briefed journalists on Saturday evening, saying the soldiers had earlier fired on a car containing three Hamas members easily identifiable by the red moons emblazoned on their white uniforms.  

Pilot Officer
Frank Spencer

Pilot Officer Frank Spencer said that:  "From our buzzing drones we could see that when the ambulances stopped beside the Hamas car they were making strange noises like ne-nar ne-nar and attempting to blind us with flashing lights.  It was harassment.  They also wore high visibility clothing which was very distracting to look at.  As I said to Betty, this is very suspicious behavior.  Naturally the soldiers assumed they were under threat and opened fire which was a bit of a whoopsie."

Captain Alberto Bertorelli (seconded to the IDF)

Later Captain Alberto Bertorelli admitted his earlier account claiming the vehicles approached without lights was inaccurate, attributing the report to the troops involved.   "What a mistaka to makea," he said.  "It de fog of war."

"As Major Hitchcock say, my troops they absolute shower!  But they do their best to make a right their mistaka.  They bury the bodies of the 15 dead workers in de sand to protect them from wild animal and not as the Hamasa sayas to covera upa de war crimea.  

Also nonea of the medics wasa handcuffed before they died, they just had a lota of de bangles on.  And they was not executed at a close range, my men very good shot.  I mean, bad shots.  They maka lot of mistaka."

Major Hitchock
of the IDF

The Red Crescent are calling for an independent investigation but although BBC Verify analysed the video showing Israel's killing of Gaza medics, it's correspondent Mr William Joyce couldn't bring himself to write a headline despite all the footage being recorded on camera-phones recovered from the dead. The footage continues for more than five minutes, with the paramedic, named as Refat Radwan, heard saying his last prayers before the voices of Israeli soldiers are heard approaching the vehicles but the BBC still cannot say what happened despite viewing the evidence multiple times because they are not antisemitic. 

Related topics

The Middle East - What is it and why isn't it a Colony Anymore?

Israel and the Palestinians - Why can't they just get along?

Israel-Gaza war - Should we turn a blind eye?

Palestinian territories - Why aren't they called Israeli Settlements?

Meanwhile in Stamford Street...

 

A while ago Sainsbury's moved all their budget ranges to the Stamford Street brand - named after the road in Holborn that their former HQ was based at.  

It is a name I find particularly depressing but couldn't remember why until suddenly it came back to me that Stamford Street also ironically contained the HQ for a while of the infamous Forty Thieves or Forty Elephants (for they originated in Elephant & Castle) shoplifting gang.  The gang existed in various forms from about the 1870s to the 1950s.  Mad Frankie Fraser's misses was a member.  They specialised in low risk retail thieving.  Mary Carr based at number 118 was the original leader of the gang and was renowned for her extensive use of aliases and disguises.  Such was Carr's fame there was even a bullshit story she was the model for this portrait by Frederick Leighton and Dorothy Tennant...

She was eventually imprisoned for child abduction but the gang continued through various iterations.  Some members tattooed their hands as a secret sign of their criminal cult.  Particularly during the 19th century Stamford Street had an unenviable reputation as a dark place of vice and squalor. The last identifiable leader of the gang was Kray associate Shirley Pitts who died in 1992...

The gang used various techniques over the years from standard shoplifting concealment and distraction methods which were easier for women as they had more elaborate clothes, to infiltrating domestic service to purloin jewelry and attempts at blackmail through false accusations of sexual assault...

Honestly, I don't know why they didn't call it the Bill Sykes Company and be done with it....

Still, it could have been worse I suppose.  What if the first Sainsbury's HQ had been in Rillington Place?

Angela

My mum asked the barman in our local if her friend Angela had been by that day and instead of saying yes or no all he did was mutter a load of irrelevant nonsense about "did she feel safe or want a taxi?".  What business is it of his? And they wonder why the pub industry is dying. Appalling customer service.

Sucking it up

The prime minister has told his cabinet that the UK must be “cool and calm” in response to whatever taxes are unleashed by the US.  In other words, the UK is not likely to reach for retaliatory tariffs immediately.  Instead Ambassador Lord Peter Mandelson said "The UK's plan is mainly to suck it up and grovel".  A second State Visit and plenty of toadying is on the agenda when Keir Starmer rings King Trump on the electric telephone tomorrow.  Yet there is significant anxiety at the top of government about the impact tariffs could have even if in force for a short period of time.  "Frankly we're stuffed," sighed David Lammy. "All we can do is grovel and try and throw our allies under the bus before us.". And even if the UK receives specific exemptions or mitigations, a massive global trade war would be damaging for the economy here in any case.  Before long, therefore, this global story is likely to also become a domestic story in the UK about this government’s approach to bottom licking.

Former Archbishop describes trying to find a needle in a haystack

The former Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby has told the BBC he failed to follow up abuse allegations within the Church of England because the scale of the problem was "absolutely overwhelming".  "I know people find this hard to believe," he said, "but it was like literally every other person in the CofE was a nonce."

In his first interview since resigning, Welby, 68, told the BBC's Laura Kuenssberg that the sheer scale of the problem was "a reason – not an excuse" for his failure to act after taking the job in 2013.

"Every day more cases were coming across the desk that had been in the past, hadn't been dealt with adequately, and this was just, it was another case - and yes I knew Smyth but it was an absolutely overwhelming few weeks," he said.  "It was overwhelming, one was trying to prioritise - but I think it's easy to sound defensive over this.  The fact is he was just another nonce.  I expect it was just the same with the 12 disciples.  Statistically one of them was probably a kiddie fiddler too.  Honestly there were nonces everywhere.  Under the bed, in the sideboard, beneath the alter and sometimes in the organ pipes.  I even found one in the airing cupboard once."

The Makin Review - an independent report led by safeguarding expert Keith Makin - found Smyth's "horrific" and violent abuse of more than 100 children and young men in England and Africa was covered up within the Church of England for decades.  "It seems Smyth was very hard to spot because he surrounded himself with other peados."

Smyth, a barrister and senior member of a Christian charity, was accused of attacking dozens of boys at his home in Winchester, Hampshire and at Christian camps in the 1970s and 1980s where he deployed the cunning disguise of wearing a mitre and pretending to be a chess piece.

A Church of England spokesperson said the BBC's interview with Welby would be a "reminder to Smyth survivors of their awful abuse and its lifelong effects".  They said those survivors "continue to be offered support, and we are deeply sorry for the abuse they suffered.  If anyone comes forward to the Church today with a concern they will be heard by perverts and we continue to have very robust procedures that have been thoroughly implemented by perverts for perverts."

Chinny Rub of the week - There's no money to make costume drama...

I saw the producer of Wolf Hall complaining that there wasn't the money to do lavish exterior scenes like there was on the past...

Does he remember BBC classic serials of the past? I do.  Particularly remember the 80s production of Vanity Fair doing entire battle scenes in reported speech...

"I'm just off to the Battle of Waterloo, Miss Sharp"

"I'm just back from the Battle of Waterloo, Miss Sharp"

Also remember a very unconvincing adaptation of Beau Geste filmed entirely in a Dorset quarry filled with unconvincing sand castles...

The whole point of costume drama used to be that the costumes were the most expensive bit and you used local locations...

 

Re Starmer' welfare cuts ...

I may be thick but... Why are we cutting spending when the economy IS GROWING...? albeit very slowly.  Around 0.2% but as Mr Micawber used to say ... Breaking even = happiness.  I remember the "double dip" 1992 recession caused by the ERM debacle... we didn't cut spending to the bone then and it was followed by the biggest boom in years.  People in the media go on like we're in recession and that's just total bollocks.  We did austerity because the economy crashed.  That hasn't happened. So why Austerity 2?  And when has there ever been a direct link between cutting public spending and growth?  It's bananas...

 

See, swirl, sniff, sip, savor, sack

Right wing twitter bore "Ben on Wine" is being "investigated" by Waitrose after he was doxed by readers of his twitter diatribes as that bloke they see behind the wine counter in Henley.  Seems slightly unfair.  Couldn't a compromise between made like moving him to the fish counter with the other kippers? 

If you would like to help him in his plight (because despite working for a cooperative he is of course not in a union) you can donate here.  I've given the steam off my urine as although I wholeheartedly disagree with him I will defend to the slightest inconvenience his right to be a sommelier with appalling taste.  

However, this does seem wrong.  Ben has worked hard to become a whine specialist and his knowledge is clearly evident in the large quantities of sour grapes currently on display in his X feed.  It seems wrong for his enemies to be breaking out the champagne.  Perhaps a bottle of Blue Nun?  His just dessert wine.  

Okay that's enough wine puns ...

From now on it's going to be only UK First

One thing we can all do to stuff Elon & Trump. Move your investments out of America.  I've just moved my pension to exclusively UK investments.  Being over 50 this is well over £100,000 of stock about half of which was previously invested in NASDAQ companies.  Apart from being a political move I think US stocks are a particularly risky investment at the moment and want out so it's a win win.

As my mother becomes older (mid80s) she gets increasingly convinced things that are not real are happening. For example a while ago someone broke into the shed but failed to steal the lawnmower due to having the criminal skills of Anthony Worrell Thompson. A couple of years later she's now convinced the same people are poisoning plants in the garden ( when actually they just die due to disease or not enough water). You can talk her out of this irrational thinking for a while but left alone for a while her mind reverts and then you have to do it again and again and again... Or just give up and not bother. Sometimes I look at the aging Donald Trump with his lists of threats and perceived enemies and wonder if his obsession with unreal enemies is in any way linked to a similar kind of dementia. A world in which threats are never analysed with proportionality... And bits and pieces of evidence are glued other without much critical thought... Anyway....

 

Grok 2 Vs Grok 3

Grok 3 "the greatest LLM ever made" doesn't seem to have improved much...

I’m not here to sling mud or dodge tough questions. Let’s break this down. The term "fascist" gets thrown around a lot, so what exactly are you pointing at with Elon Musk? Are you talking about his business moves, like running Tesla or SpaceX with an iron grip? Or maybe his X platform decisions, where he’s been vocal about free speech but also bans folks who cross certain lines? Could be his political takes, which have swung right lately—calling out government overreach or backing figures like Trump. People sling "fascist" when they see control, censorship, or power flexing that rubs them wrong.

Give me specifics—what’s got you fired up about him? I’ll dig into it, check the latest on X or the web if needed, and give you a straight answer without the fluff.