Friday, 11 August 2023

Meanwhile at the Dentist...


Went to new dentist.  What a con artist.  I'd just sat down and "Well, I'll have a look and give you an estimate," she says.  

"I just came in for a checkup. How do you know I need any work?"

"That's just what we say"

"No, that's your start negotiating position"  

No pain or cavities and the silly lady is going on about how I might need a crown on my back tooth and she can't tell without X rays.  I said why don't you look at my old X rays first before repeating someone else's work. 

"Okay," she said grudgingly.  

Then she started selling me a hygienist appointment so I said "well, I'll ring you up when I get home because I don't have my shift pattern on me".  

Then when I signed the form at the end she tried to get me to sign for the hygienist before I'd even booked it.  Who's their regulator, Arthur Daley? 

Grrr. Anyway, no fillings needed but what a lot of mental pain before even any physical pain....

I complained to their regulator and got an email saying I had to download a document which I could only download once from a desktop (not a phone or tablet) after which the message would destroy itself Mission Impossible style...

They said basically that nothing can be done until some harm is done... so I guess dodgy high pressure sales techniques are okay then...




Monday, 7 August 2023

Fly commercial, Rishi...?


Rishi Sunak says he uses private jets because they're the most efficient use of his time.  How does a private jet save any time?  Particularly within the UK?

Surely both commercial and private jets all travel at 575 mph (cus they're limited by the 767 mph sound barrier) so there's literally no time saving at all in using private jets.  Unless he's got an old Concord or an F16?  Makey no sensey...


...I've heard it said that it'd take a long time to check in but there are VIP lounges for 1at class passengers to skip queues... Surely this should be an easy win for the Tories?  But I guess they need the pomposity ...


It's just a matter of planning and admin....



Tuesday, 21 March 2023

When you have so many complaints you can't even be bothered with issuing a case number

Dear Mr Miller


Thanks for contacting us about Gary Lineker.


BBC Director-General, Tim Davie, has released a statement regarding Gary’s use of social media. In it, he’s said the following:


“Everyone recognises this has been a difficult period for staff, contributors, presenters and, most importantly, our audiences. I apologise for this. The potential confusion caused by the grey areas of the BBC’s social media guidance that was introduced in 2020 is recognised. I want to get matters resolved and our sport content back on air.


“Impartiality is important to the BBC. It is also important to the public. The BBC has a commitment to impartiality in its Charter and a commitment to freedom of expression. That is a difficult balancing act to get right where people are subject to different contracts and on air positions, and with different audience and social media profiles. The BBC’s social media guidance is designed to help manage these sometimes difficult challenges and I am aware there is a need to ensure that the guidance is up to this task. It should be clear, proportionate, and appropriate.


“Accordingly, we are announcing a review led by an independent expert – reporting to the BBC – on its existing social media guidance, with a particular focus on how it applies to freelancers outside news and current affairs. The BBC and myself are aware that Gary is in favour of such a review.


“Shortly, the BBC will announce who will conduct that review. Whilst this work is undertaken, the BBC’s current social media guidance remains in place.


“Gary is a valued part of the BBC and I know how much the BBC means to Gary, and I look forward to him presenting our coverage this coming weekend.”


Gary himself has also commented on the matter, stating: “I am glad that we have found a way forward. I support this review and look forward to getting back on air.”


We’re aware that some have raised a variety of issues aside from Gary’s social media specifically, and we’re sorry that we’re not able to address all of these matters in our response here. If you’ve raised wider concerns in your complaint, responses to a range of these matters will be posted publicly on our website at the address below, which will be updated in the coming weeks:


https://www.bbc.co.uk/contact/complaints/recent-complaints


We’d like to thank you for taking the time to share your concerns with us. We recognise the strength of feeling these issues have provoked across our audience. We’d like to reassure you that this has been heard and discussed across all levels of the BBC.


Thanks again and wishing you all the best.


Best wishes


BBC Complaints Team

www.bbc.co.uk/complaints

The police

Maybe someone would like them if they didn't dress like they were in the last episode of Blake's 7...






Friday, 3 March 2023

Top Tip : Croydon Council

 


Top Tip : Reduce your admin by replying to website complaints by sending an email containing a question from a "No Reply" email address so any response bounces back.

Thursday, 2 March 2023

Can it be someone fixing the leaking roof of the Whitgift Centre?


 

Ode to Isabel Oakshot
















Trust in me, just in me
Just like Chris and Vicki
You can sleep safe and sound
At Her Majesty's pleasure they found

Let me edit your Memoires 
I'll only print a gist
Give me all your WhatsApps 
NDAs will persist 

Trust in me, just in me
My pork scratchings are free

Wednesday, 1 February 2023

Dexos 2...?


Went out to my local Vauxhall dealership to buy some Dexos 2 oil.  Parts shop was shut forever and just shows a number to call.  

Man behind the desk in the showroom says they don't have any while sitting adjacent to a large can on Dexos 1.  Well either you have it or you're putting the wrong oil in loads of cars.  

Ring another dealership who say they do have it but it Dartford.  

"We do have it but we'd have to order it in and we can't take payments over the phone.  So you'd have to come in to pay and then we'd order it in."

I asked what kid of retail establishment can't take some form of remote payment in 2023.  Then they said they could get it in tomorrow and I could pay for it when I pick it up locally.

Of course I could probably get away with putting another synthetic oil in but one gets the feeling that they want to make maintenance as hard as possible because no one's buying new motors.

Indeed, looking at the last service that was done they just topped it up with Dexos 1 anyway...

So should I now use Dexos 2 as in the original manual ... or Dexos 1 ?  

I got two different answers from different dealers and an independent garage so I ran up Vauxhall Head Office and they said they didn't know the answer to such technical detail and I should ask the dealers.  Well, I suppose my car's 10 years old and still on its 100000 mile warranty so there's not much in it in finding the right answer for any of them...

What a load of rubbish. 

So what is the difference between Dexos 1 and Dexos 2?

Well, as the conspiracy theorists would say I've done my own research

and a good explanation can be found here

https://tonneau-direct.com/dexos-1-vs-dexos-2-engine-oil/

Note there are also different generations of Dexos 1 including Dexos 1 Generation 2 but there's not a big difference between these types except the names.

The short answer is if you have a petrol car it can use Dexos1 instead of Dexos 2.  What effect this has on the life of the engine either way is debatable ...since I can't get the actual data out of GM but I suspect my car's manual says Dexos 2 because Dexos 1 wasn't available in Europe at the time.

Not being too cynical I guess there's not that much Dexos 2 left out there except for diesels so down the garage they just stuff in Dexos 1 ....

And whatever you do don't put in the wrong viscosity - mine is 5W-30


If Mogg says its bad ...it's pretty bad...

 

An unlikely critic of the Conservative's "Strikes (Minimum Service Levels) Bill 2023" emerged in the Commons yesterday when arch-Brexiteer and Singer-of-Songs-About-Singarpore-on-Thames Jacob Rees-Mogg put the boot in.  You know it's bad if Jacob says its bad.

The Bill purports to insist that there should be a minimum service level for the health, education services, fire and rescue, border security and nuclear decommissioning industries during strikes.  But what is a minimum service level?  Initially, there was talk of it only being ~20 per cent of striking workers being named as having to work ... but that doesn't make any sense.  You can't take 80 per cent of workers out of a railway system and expect it to work as obviously jobs are inter-dependent.  Personally I don't understand ... and neither it seems does Jacob who opines that the complete lack of detail in the draft legislation is beyond farcial...

"This is almost so skeletal that you wonder if bits of the bones have been stolen away by wild animals and taken and buried somewhere, as if, you know, in cartoons," says he.

The Bill he also notes contains a lot of sections allowing Ministers to change its provision by statutory instrument (bypassing parliament later).  A process known as using "Henry VIII clauses" because it resembles government by decree.  Mr Rees-Mogg points out that this is "bad constitutional practice".  No doubt its a practice the government got used to during Covid when for emergency reasons legislation was varied by statutory instrument all the time.  Lots of legislation these days is changed by statutory instrument.  The level of the Sovereign Grant for example... However, the Right to Strike seems somewhat more important.

So is Jacob a secret socialist?  Sadly I fear not ... his primary motivation in this matter seems to be the worry that such poorly drafted legislation will end in various embarrassing Judicial Reviews.  Even with the best will in the world this Bill will be difficult to defend legally without clear drafting.  Without a proper pre-implementation impact assessment it's likely to become unstuck on old favorite constitutional obstacle Wednesbury Reasonableness.  

For those of you who haven't spent long periods of your lives in protracted conflicts with local Councils ... basically as a result of "Associated Provincial Picture Houses Ltd. v Wednesbury Corporation [1948]" a government decision or law can be overturned in the courts when it is...

  "so outrageous in its defiance of logic or accepted moral standards that no sensible person who had applied his mind to the question to be decided could have arrived at it"

... a situation that happened to Jacob himself during the prorogation crisis of 2019.  Could it be that Jacob, unlike his colleagues, is able to learn from his mistakes?

Pootling over to the Parliament website here's what I make of the clauses of the Bill as they are now:


Lord Callanan previous Parliamentary Under Secretary of State at the Department for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy and Minister of State at the Department for Exiting the European Union doesn't think this has any bearing on the European Convention of Human Rights.  You may think that rights are indivisible but Lord Callanan recons they're more divisible for some workers than others

This will restrict the right to strike in the Trade Union and Labour Relations (Consolidation) Act 1992.  This Bill gives Power to make consequential provision to the The Secretary of State may by regulations made by statutory instrument that we haven't thought up yet.  He can also make amend, repeal or revoke provision made by or under primary legislation as the mood takes him.

That said a draft of the instrument has to be laid before, and approved by a resolution of, each House of Parliament for him to exercise this power?  

Primary legislation also means laws made by devolved parliaments within Great Britain but not Northern Ireland because of Brexit.

The Bill then goes into the exact passages to be inserted into the Trade Union and Labour Relations (Consolidation) Act 1992 as new clauses 234B onwards...

234B defines the branches of government affected and when the Bill comes into force and how

234C defines the process for issuing "work notices" saying who has to work instead of strike which must be issued 7 days before the strike.  People who have been identified to work don't have to be Union Members but the unions seem to still be responsible for their actions if they're not?  The employer can change their mind about how many people he needs up to 4 days ahead.  Each strike date requires its own individual work notice notification and implementation process.

234D Oh dear, ... We've just thought about GDPR.

234E If the work notice process isn't done exactly correctly then we can sack anyone striking

234F Before making regulations under section 234B the Secretary of State must consult such persons as he or she recons they should

234G You're still allowed overtime bans.

The rest of the bill is a list of clauses in the Trade Union and Labour Relations (Consolidation) Act 1992 that need to be altered or changed to make the retroactive insertions make grammatical sense and not contradict each other ....

I think...


Tuesday, 31 January 2023

A thing which, years ago, had been the eagerest hope of many, many good citizens of the town, and now it had come at last

 

Something had happened. A thing which, years ago, had been the eagerest hope of many, many good citizens of the town, and now it had come at last; George Amberson Minafer had got his comeuppance. He got it three times filled, and running over. But those who had so longed for it were not there to see it, and they never knew it. Those who were still living had forgotten all about it and all about him.


These words from the closing monologue of the Magnificent Ambersons keep coming back to me in relation to Donald Trump... The committee has handed it's four recommendations to prosecutors, there are rumblings that someone might be prosecuted for what happened in Georgia soon, there's the secret papers thing, there's the Stormy Daniels thing ... Surely a comeuppance is coming but will it take so long that none of those who want it will still be around to see it?  

Of course prosecutors have to decide what has the best chance of success... So most likely if there is a charge it will be the most simple and boring.  Only in "Law & Order" does the DA actually "enjoy a challenge".  Never-the-less we are clearly in the end game now and if there isn't some kind of charge before April I'd be very surprised....







Wednesday, 21 December 2022

Christmas Panto ...

 











Queen Consort Camilla as the wicked stepmother

Harry Prince Charming

William Prince Boring

"I only wore muted tones" Meghan as Cinderella. 

Catherine an ugly sister-in-law. 

Tyler Perry Buttons

Piers Morgan as the Mirror...

Monday, 5 December 2022

NCP Gives up on the Allders Whitgift Carpark

With a minimum number of Flouresent tubes on to save money, the lifts never working and the stairwells uncleaned forever NCP has clearly given up on the Allders end Whitgift Centre car park...  









Still costs £3.20 for an hour though...



Sunday, 4 December 2022

Qatar Building deaths vs the Manhattan Skyscraper boom... double standards?

I have heard it said a lot online recently that 5000 people died building one football stadium in Qatar… This seemed to me to be a nonsense statistic so as the conspiracy theorists said I “did my own research…"

According to the Guardian “More than 6,500 migrant workers from India, Pakistan, Nepal, Bangladesh and Sri Lanka have died in Qatar since it won the right to host the World Cup 10 years ago…”

That works out at 650 a year.  The figure includes any migrant worker who died and had been building almost anything in Qatar during that period … not necessarily as a direct result of an accident or during working hours … 

“While death records are not categorised by occupation or place of work, it is likely many workers who have died were employed on these World Cup infrastructure projects”, says Nick McGeehan, a director at FairSquare Projects …vaguer and vaguer…

It started me thinking is this a fair comparison.  How many people died on other similar construction projects…?

So as a comparison I started to investigate how many people died building the skyscrapers of Manhattan…

Here’s what I discovered off the internet… the number of deaths due to onsite accidents was…

The Empire State Building 1,250ft high.  5 deaths.

The Chrysler Building 1,046ft high.  0 deaths.

The Rockefeller Center 850ft high.  0 deaths?

The World Trade Center 1,368ft high.  60 deaths.

The actual number of people who died building the Qatar World Cup Stadiums as the result of accidents is 3.

After some argument Qatar put the figure for overall deaths at 400-500 over I can’t remember how long … more arguments can be found here…While Le Monde suggests that there may have been many more deaths because it was hot and workers did not have proper heat protection … here ... but who is responsible for this ...?

Saturday, 3 December 2022

Twitter data breach

Hidden on the back pages is a story about twitter losing everyone's data.  The breach seems to predate Musk's takeover but the data has only just been dumped on the internet...
 

Wednesday, 30 November 2022

Environmental Information Regulations 2004

As the trees get closer and closer to the windows each year I have felt that I had to ask the Council when they were going to cut them for fear of it all going Wuthering Heights.  I tried writing multiple times.  I tried my Councillor who was studiously ignored.  Eventually I tried FOI.  I'm sure it shouldn't be this hard to get a reply...


Dear Anthony


Request FOI/6387


Further to your request received on 04/11/2022, I confirm that the Council has now considered your request under the Environmental Information Regulations 2004. Specifically, you have requested the following information;


"According to the Councils website


The Council has a 5 year cycle of pruning trees.  When were the trees on Council title deed SGL576493 last pruned and when does the Council plan to prune them again?"


The council currently has a pruning programme of 5 years in the south of the borough and 3 years in the north the purpose of the programme is to assess the trees condition in relation to health and safety and with regards subsidence risk, trees are then pruned with regards to need and resources it is therefore not necessary the case that all trees will be pruned as a result of the programme.


From our records the trees in Park Hill were last inspected in autumn of 2019 and will next be programmed for inspection in 2024. We will however inspect trees on an ad hoc bases if we receive an enquiry that results in the need to do so.


If you are dissatisfied with the way the Council has handled your request under the Freedom of Information Act, you may ask for an internal review. This should be submitted to us within 40 working days of this response.

Judging a book by it's cover

  I was pootling round that cornucopia of incorrect and ill informed opinion the other day that now calls itself X when I saw someone compla...

Least ignored nonsense this month...