Thursday, 2 March 2023

Ode to Isabel Oakshot
















Trust in me, just in me
Just like Chris and Vicki
You can sleep safe and sound
At Her Majesty's pleasure they found

Let me edit your Memoires 
I'll only print a gist
Give me all your WhatsApps 
NDAs will persist 

Trust in me, just in me
My pork scratchings are free

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