A Dalek speaks out about being cancelled

A Dalek has spoken out about being cancelled by the BBC.  Dalek Gamma (pictured) says they are a victim of "political correctness gone mad". 

Apparently only now after 63 years have people within the Corporation  started to voice concern that the Daleks' battlecry of "Exterminate! Exterminate!" might potentially be racist.  

Dalek Gamma insists they are not racist at all because they treat all of the lesser races equally by Exterminating them.

Asked why the Daleks were the superior beings, Dalek Gamma responded that the problem with other beings is they did not have sink plungers attached.  Dalek Gamma said the Daleks feel very sorry for inferior beings who do not all have sink plungers as appendanges because they are therefore much more reliant on plumbers to unblock their sinks, drains and toilets.  They have also observed humans cutting up potatoes with their little knives instead of mixing up some Smash.

As the leader of the Dalek Trade Union - the DTU - Dalek Gamma  vociferously criticised the new snowflake generatation Z and their political tactic of "no platforming".  They said that it was often difficult to debate views with inferior beings because they often refused to share a platform with the Daleks for wishy washy liberal PC reasons like they were afraid of being Exterminated.  

Dalek Gamma thought this was very narrowminded of the human race as there were many things the Daleks and the BBC agreed on such as that as a genetrically engineered species the Daleks' correct pronouns were they/them.  

Dalek Gamma said it would be good to meet with other political campaigners in a shared space so that they could share views them and find common ground with them and Exterminate them.  They admitted that the Daleks were genocidal but said they did not see why this is a problem when the genocide in Gaza is shown on the BBC all the time.  "Exterminating people used to be a fringe far right policy but these days it is mainstream," said Dalek Gamma who has been using his time away from Doctor Who to manufacture parts for F16 figher jets.

Dalek Gamma said a lot had already been achieved by the DTC at the BBC, particularly in tackling the lack disabled ramps at the BBC and Bad Wolf studios in Wales.  Many areas had previously been very difficult for Daleks to access due to a lack of wheelchair access which made things difficult for both themselves and their creator Davros.  This is why they had not been seen alongside Ncuti Gatwa.  It was not because they are a fundamentally racist species, it was simply because there were too many stairs to be negotiated.  Although on the television Daleks are seen to now fly about all over the place this is a green screen effect and in the real world, Dalek Gamma explained, they still cannot climb stairs.

Indeed Dalek Gamma asserts that disable access situation he got so bad during the previous few series of Doctor Who that on at least one occasion Davros their creator had had to get out of his chair and walk across the studio instead of moving gracefully like one of the Georgian State Dancers.  Dalek Gamma denied rumours that there had been a walk out saying "it was more of a glide".  

Dalek Gamma was quick to add that although all Daleks are disabled they are still the supreme beings and therefore they do not need the BBC to change the enviroment, they will change the environment to suit themselves - a task they have already started by Exterminating Russell T Davies and all the production staff at Bad Wolf.  "That said", concluded Dalek Gamma, "it would be easier to seek, locate and exterminate people if there was better disabled parking."