Ants

 

It's a little known fact that the ant can carry 19 times it's bodyweight in gay Christians.  Red ants are well known for spreading homosexuality.  Ants are gay by default.  That is why they all congregate around a queen.  It's the ant equivalent of RuPaul's drag race.  The first thing you should do on discovering an ants' nest is to pour boiling hot water over it.  This is known as the antidote.  Ants didn't all used to be gay until the 1950s when gay ants were specifically bred at Porton Down.  On discovering that ants are one of the few creatures that would survive a nuclear holocaust the Eden government intended to eliminate them all by making them gay.  However instead of gay ants they created Adam Ant.  For a while the scientists were a bit of a laughing stock in the scientific community but eventually they decided that ridicule was nothing to be scared of.  Unlike homosexuality which is terrifying.  Homosexuals go to hell where they suffer the eternal torture of being bitten by ants.   Must be true Pastor Alex told me - special prayer only $100