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Thursday, 2 July 2026

I've won on the National Lottery!


 Congratulations Anthony,

We're pleased to tell you that you've won a small prize by matching two numbers in the Lotto draw on 01 July 2026.

To see your prize amount and check your full draw results, just sign in to your account. There, you can also view your recent tickets and keep track of upcoming draws.

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Thanks,

National Lottery Customer Care team


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Dear National Lottery Customer Care team

£1.00

You we'ren't fucking joking about it being small.  So we don't get a free £2 draw entry for matching two balls anymore?  Just a measley £1?  Tight bastards.

Yours sincerely

Anthony Miller

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