Stellantis&You Mugs

 

I took in my car the other day and Stellantis & You as they laughably call themselves these days found a numberplate lamp bulb dead and proceeded to quote me £44 to change it.  Here's the replacement bulb (cost £3 for two) which it took me 3 minutes to change ...

Still times is hard down Stellantis & You with Peugeot & Vauxhall having different ends of the showroom.  I went down the Peugeot end to wait for my tyres to be changed because their seats were comfier.  I wonder how they upsell you which of their brands when their cars and engines are effectively identical to the point of sharing the same showroom... Are there invisible lines on the shop floor that salesmen are not allowed to walk over?  I believe new car sales have fallen off a cliff recently...

I don't mind using the local dealer for some jobs that are better done with a hydrologic lift or need removing the side the car for but come on...

You're 'avin' a larf, mate