Saturday, 23 August 2025
Madam says nothing untoward or seedy went on in her brothels
A madam said today that whilst she encountered both Presidents Clinton & Trump at her establishments she "never saw anything untoward going on" at any of her brothels. "I ran a respectable massage parlour," she told Federal officials after being moved to a low security prison. "Everything was above board and tickety boo. There was nothing seedy at all about what myself and Jeffrey were doing. I was fitted up good and proper by the filth and make no mistake. Our society simply hates entrepreneurs. It was the same establishment persecution and libel that my father suffered from. Nothing was his fault either and he didn't deserve to die in mysterious circumstances like Jeffrey. I never saw Prince Andrew do anything untoward either. Ours was a simple friendship and business relationship. There's nothing wrong with a brothel owner having a picnic in the gardens if Buckingham Palace or sitting on the Queen's throne with Kevin Spacey. Jeffrey simply attracted these people towards him because I threw a good party like Cynthia Payne who was also unfairly vilified by the establishment. If there was any justice in the world I'd be on light entertainment shows Blankety Blank or Wogan Graham Norton or at the UN talking about the ocean".
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