If you go down in the town today
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the town today
You'd better go in disguise!
For every twit that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
today's the day the Extinction have their Rebellion!
Rebellion time for protesters
The little warriors are having
A lovely time today
Watch them make us all aware
the world will end very angrily
See them spraying paint about
They love to paint and shout
They always have lots of cares
At six o'clock their Mommies and Daddies
Will see them on the news
Because they rather upset PC Plod
Ecofriends who know they are good
Are sure of a treat today
There's lots of banners to wave about
And wonderful games to play
On our TVs where everyone sees
They'll get arrested wherever they please
Cause that's the way the
Extinction have their Rebellion!
Extinction time for Everyone
The little doomsayers are having
A lovely time today
Watch them on your television
See them glued to trains to have their say
See them spraying paint about
They love to protest and shout
They always have lots of cares
At six o'clock their Mommies and Daddies
Will see them on the news
Because they rather upset the Government...
Monday, 7 October 2019
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