Tuesday, 3 September 2019

Today I went to trade in my Vauxhall Corsa

Today I went to trade in my Vauxhall Corsa for a Rolls Royce but the wanker in the showroom wouldn't give me the trade in price I asked for.  I said that unless he changes his mind by the end of next month I will be selling my motor at rock bottom price to We Buy Any Car. Com - that'll learn him.
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