Mr Toad is now unfortunately too busy to help Mr Orange

Mr Toad had told us that he'd be too busy campaigning in the US for Mr Orange to have time to participate in the election.  Yet now it seems he is back this side of the pond enjoying refreshing milkshakes.  I wonder what could have caused Mr Orange to be abandoned by his fairweather friend.  Mr Toad has now appointed himself leader of Reform ( there unfortunately wasn't time to ballot all the stoats and weasels ).... as Gavin the Hamster observes those of his friends like Sewerella the slug and Liz the lettuce who feted Mr Toad at his trip to the Conservative conference must feel proper fools now he's turned on them.  So plods on the General Election...

Two reactions to this:

1. If Sunak had waited until the autumn, Farage would have been in the US fawning over Trump. Big mistake

2. All those Conservative MPs who pretended Farage was their mate: how stupid do you look now? He is trying to destroy you https://t.co/sZp810dNo4

— Gavin Barwell (@GavinBarwell) June 3, 2024