Saturday 23 May 2020

Cummings excuses for breaking lockdown seem a bit wonky... unless his wife is very healthy

Cummings excuses for breaking lockdown seem a bit wonky...

Sky have a timeline 

He says he rushed home as soon as he heard his wife had symptoms ... that was on the 27th of March.  They drove to Durham on the 31st ...which means either they both drove with the virus which means they violated quarantine or his wife make a remarkable recovery in just 36 hours flat?

Update 25/05/20

In a press conference so boring that I actually fell asleep watching it ... I believe just said he came to work knowing his wife was at home with suspected Covid-19 but didn't think it was important enough to worry the Prime Minister with...? No wonder the PM ended up in ICU with brilliant brains like this at the helm.

Other fantastic excuses included driving 30 miles to Barnard Castle to test if his sight was okay.  And how it was okay to walk over his father's estate because it was private land.  But surely if it wasn't his land then he was visiting some else's home...?

Also despite the rules being clear that you should not meet with other people he was able to talk to his parents because the estate was large enough to shout accross from more than 2 meters away.  How the other half live...

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