As DPP Starmer made such a mark...

As DPP Starmer made such a mark
That they gave him all the Yewtree bark.
Keir prosecuted Harris but not Gambaccini
who he failed to prosecute but did not let free
(he failed to prosecute but did not let free)
His failure to prosecute Gambaccini,
Means he now will be Leader of the Labour Party!
(His failure to prosecute Gambaccini,
Means he now will be Leader of the Labour Party!)

The DPP grew famous so was sent
By Bloomsbury Labour into Parliament.
He always voted at the EU's call,
And he never thought that we would not remain at all.
(he never thought that we would not remain at all)
He remained remain so they rewarded he
By making him the Leader of the Labour Party!
(He remained remain so they rewarded he
By making him the Leader of the Labour Party!)