Yesterday I was home alone and had Victor Meldrew type adventures answering the phone to all the people who ring the landline when I am usually at work.
One was the man who threatens to have one arrested on behalf of HMRC for non payment of taxes. I played along for a bit and gave him a false date of birth and National Secuirty number to see how far the thing would go. Eventually he asked me to write down a string of reference numbers at which point I got bored and asked him how he lived with himself .... at which point he started shouting "motherfucker" a lot and slammed the phone down. I would have recorded it but I believe Paul Chowdhry has beaten me to it ...
...and this man ... who apart form being a somewhat inept satirist seems to be talking to exactly the same person I was ....
I mean seriously the police really can't do anything about this....? It makes them look like idiots that these scams continue unabated...
Laser focusing is not possible
Dear politicians, the whole point of a laser is that it creates a Collimated Beam so please stop using the phrase "Laser Focused" ...
Least ignored nonsense this month...
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