Monday, 30 March 2020

The Bounty Hunters Aren't Here...

The other day I thought I'd look over at George Monbiot's Arrest Blair website to see how much is in the pot.  I discovered that it is not there anymore.  So I emailed the man himself and this is what he said (or what his PA said he said)...

Dear Anthony,
 
Many thanks for your email. The Arrest Blair/ Justice for War Crimes site was closed on Jan 31 2019. After an announcement requesting nominations for beneficiaries of the remaining funds, they were divided between two charities whose remit is to help the refugees who are fleeing the consequences of the Iraq war. The closure notices are below.
 
We will be closing the Arrest Blair site on 31 January 2019. We welcome your nominations for organisations to receive the remaining funds (a total of £10,599.89 which may be shared between successful nominees).
As set out in the terms on the home page, after five years have elapsed since the last attempt to arrest Tony Blair (which took place on 17th January 2014), the remainder of the fund will be donated to one or more organisations campaigning for international justice.
Please send nominations via our Contact Us page
 
Operation ‘Arrest Blair’ is now ended.
The funds remaining in the account were divided equally between two charities: Refugee Info Bus and WatchTheMed Alarm Phones.
 
With very best wishes to you and yours in these unsettling times,
 
Fi
 
Fi Rowe
Assistant

Sunday, 29 March 2020

I envy you your peace of mind, your clean conscience, your unpolluted memory.

Today there are 289 confirmed cases in Croydon, out of a local population of 385,346.  Yesterday it was 261 so once again I have been confined between the walls...

Jane Eyre was on the television yesterday.  The 1943 version with Orson Wells and Joan Fontain.  Orson Wells - feeling awkward that the US army wouldn't have him becuase of his poor heath - invested his fee from the film into "The Mercury Wonder Show for Service Men" for which entry was free for service men but highly expensive for rich civilians.  According to wikipedia Welles would subject a high paying punter in each show -"usually Sam Goldwyn or Jack Warner or somebody like that" — to humiliations that included having eggs broken over their heads. "And they had to pretend it was all good fun, because our boys in khaki were there, you know. We really gave it to them."

Anyway having wandered away from the point a bit ...it wasn't a bad adaptation but possibly the most memorable bits are the depictions of Jane's childhood.  The young Jane is played in this version by Peggy Ann Garner (one of those child actresses whose career went ...) and really simple bits of direction are used very effectively to mark Jane out as a loner/outcast such as showing Jane responding ever-so-slightly-more-slowly than the other girls because she doesn't know the rules at the grim boarding school for girls that is the "Lowood Institution"... and the punishments.

The Lowood Institution is presided over by the loathsome Reverend Brocklehurst (played by Henry Daniell) ... a puritanical tyrant, who subjects his charges to such humiliations as carrying irons in the rain with signs round their necks ...and standing on stools for hours on end.... and other sorts of "community payback" things of the kind that New Labour and Jack Straw were really fond of.

The lighting of the stool scene is fanastic with the shadows from the railings imprisoning Jane on either side...

The result of all this sadism is that Jane's real mentor becomes Dr. Rivers (John Sutton) who rescues Jane and her friend Helen Burns from wandering round in the rain adorned with irons and placards but not soon enough to prevent the death of Helen.  We see Jane and Helen (a very young Elizabeth Taylor - above right - whose carrer went slightly better) go to bed together only for Jane to wake up holding Helen's dead hand ... The camera then remains on the hand and then fades to black then cuts to Jane sobbing into the ground in the churchyard only to be told by Dr. Rivers that her duty to God is to go back to school... Lucky Jane!

The contrast between the sadistic man of God (The Reverend Brocklehurst) and the kindly man of science (Dr. Rivers) was not lost on contempory reviewers with one remarking that: "We do not hesitate to say that the tone of mind and thought which has overthrown authority and violated every code human and divine abroad, and fostered Chartism and rebellion at home, is the same which has also written Jane Eyre."

Yes, down with those Chartists and their universal suffrage...

If you're wondering why I'm mainly reviewing the first reel rather than the 2nd or 3rd it's perhaps because everyone knows how Jane Eyre ends - it's been adapted countless times ... and its main claim to fame is as one of the first novels to be narrated from a first person perspective. 

Jane Eyre was published in 1847 and Charlotte Bronte (then Currer Bell) admitted to having been strongly influenced by Nicholas Nickleby (1839) and "Dotheboys Hall" in her imaginings of Lowood (or so I've read).

This may somewhat explain why the opening doesn't mesh with the rest of the novel - Well, I'm never quite sure what the point of Jane's awful childhood is apart from that's what happens in 19th century novels...

...if it's just that she had an awful childhood or it's meant to show the kind of adult she turns into ... although she is labelled from childhood as "rebellious" she isn't really - she's just trying to survive ...and maybe that's the point.

Unless, of course, it's setting up her leaving the bigamistic Mr Rochester whose invitation to live in sin while his mad wife is locked away in the attic never seemed that enticing to me.  Wells does very well at capturing Rochester's bitter brooding nature.  While the Reverend Brocklehurst is a holier-than-thou bully ...Rochester is the reverse ...a cynical-self-despising ...erm ... I'm not sure if he's a bully or a wally but it's a bit narratively convenient his wife burns the house down and jumps to her death but then again...

... that's romance for you.

I dunno... Anyway, she certainly created a new literary form ... the "pseudo-autobiography" ...and whether he read it or not - Dickens apparently claimed never to have read or approved of the book...

...one wonders if the first person narration of, for example, David Copperfield, would have happened without Jane Eyre...

Eh, Mr Dick...?


Postscript... Ava Alexis observed that Mrs Reed in this film version is played by Agnes Moorehead of Betwitched fame - who of course was also Citizen Kane's mum in ...erm ...Orson Wells most famous film.  We both agreed too that the early part of the book has been heavily rewritten here.  For example in the novel Dr. Rivers is in fact  St. John (pronounced “Sinjin”) Rivers.  I'm not sure what other changes to the narrative have taken place but it's clear that this is why the first half of the film where Jane is a girl and the second where she's a woman don't quite seem to fit together here...

Friday, 27 March 2020

They seek him here, they seek him there, Those Nazis seek him everywhere


It was my day off today and due to the Coronavirus I spent most of it at home …again … so to escape the 4 walls I switched on the television and found by accident one of my favourite old WWII propaganda films – Leslie Howard’s “Pimpernel Smith”.  

One of Leslie Howard’s breakout roles as a film actor came in 1934 when he starred as “The Scarlet Pimpernel” in the original film adaptation of Baroness Emmuska Orczy and Montagu Barstow’s 1905 stage play and 1908 historical novel.  

In 1938 Leslie Howard decided he wanted to make a propaganda film attacking the Nazis for their internment policies and wrote a film treatment which updated the Pimpernel character for the (then) modern times.  By 1941 there was considerable government interest in making films slagging off the Nazis and so Howard got the money to produce and direct his film and much fun was had at Herr Hitler's expense.   

It was a smash at the box office too - the 3rd most successful film in the UK of 1942.

The Sir Percy Blakeney character becomes Professor Horatio Smith an eccentric Cambridge Don who goes on archaeological digs in pre-war Nazi Germany that are thinly veiled excuses to break dissenting intellectuals (I can’t remember if it’s explicitly stated that a lot of them are Jews) out of Nazi concentration camps.  He is accompanied on his travels by a bunch of American students (presumably in an attempt to persuade the USA to join in the war) who rumble his antics in springing people out of Nazi camps and help him out along the way…   

It’s all played as a light comedy which is odd in retrospect given what we now know about what actually went on at Nazi concentration camps.  It also produces a nice line in running gags as Leslie Howard tells a succession of Nazi henchmen with a faux expression of innocence that all he’s doing is “trying to find evidence of Ayran civilisation” etc –  the implicit jibe being that he thinks that Nazi Germany is not civilised anymore…

Underneath the rather camp comedy there’s a nice thread of sinister threat.  Francis Sullivan gives a wonderful performance as General von Graum – effortlessly switching between comedy buffoon and truly malevolent bully with such grace that the clear stupidity of his character never comes in the way of his portraying the man as a true and credible threat.  Perhaps because the audience knows that the Nazis aren’t all as fun as General von Graum by the bombs that might fall on their cinema...

The main plot of the film (warning – 78 year old spoiler coming) is General von Graum using the daughter of one of the prisoners Ludmilla Koslowski (Mary Morris) as a femme fatal to uncover Leslie Howard/Professor Horatio Smith’s true identity.  General von Graum is using the threat of murdering her father to force her into spying on Professor Smith for him. 

Unfortunately Professor Horatio Smith’s idea of the perfect woman is a marble statue of Aphrodite in a museum.  Smith likes his women ideal and never ageing ... ironically Mary Morris lived much longer than Leslie Howard and suddenly I realised where I'd seen her before ...or after... as Penna in the 1984 Dr Who story Kinda...



A nice subtle touch that I’d previously missed despite watching this film hundreds of times before is that to underline Professor Horatio’s supposed asexuality there are lots of paintings of semi-naked Greek women around the place.  For example the huge canvass behind General von Graum’s desk as well as various nude paintings scattered around the embassy.  Of course it turns out eventually that Professor Horatio Smith is not actually as asexual as he imagines himself to be and he actually falls in love with Mary Morris. 

Don’t worry they both escape over the border but not before Leslie Howard has a scene in which he gives General von Graum a piece of his mind.  General von Graum boasts that Hitler is about to invade Poland and Smith replies...


Professor Horatio Smith : May a dead man say a few words to you, General, for your enlightenment? You will never rule the world... because you are doomed. All of you who have demoralized and corrupted a nation are doomed. Tonight you will take the first step along a dark road from which there is no turning back. You will have to go on and on, from one madness to another, leaving behind you a wilderness of misery and hatred. And still, you will have to go on... because you will find no horizon... and see no dawn... until at last you are lost and destroyed. You are doomed, Captain of Murderers, and one day, sooner or later, you will remember my words.

Before tricking him and skipping over the border…

Now there aren’t many films – propaganda or otherwise – that can be said to have directly affected the real world but this film really did.  Raoul Gustaf Wallenberg a Swedish businessman saw the film (at a private showing – it being banned in Sweden at the time) and it inspired him to “do something like it”.   He and others saved thousands of Jews from the gas chambers with false passports and devious trickery before...

The other thing, of course, that makes Pimpernel Smith lastingly moving is the death shortly afterwards of Leslie Howard.  Howard died in 1943 when flying to Bristol from Lisbon, on civilian KLM Royal Dutch Airlines/BOAC Flight 777. 

It was shot down by Luftwaffe fighter aircraft.  

The reason for this action against a civilian plane remains unexplained to this day with theories as diverse as …

Someone mistook Howard for Winston Churchill and it was a messed up assassination

The Nazis just shot down planes and didn’t care which ones too much

It was an error of judgement and the civilian plane was shot down by mistake

Howard was on a top-secret mission to dissuade Francisco Franco from joining the Axis powers so Hitler had the plane shot down

And possibly the most emotionally satisfying explanation (even if it may stretch credulity) - Joseph Goebbels took his depiction in Pimpernel Smith so personally he directly ordered Howard’s assassination.

The actual pilots said they didn't know why they shot the plane down but they could have been directed vaguely in the area knowing...

Well, we'll never know... the story dissapears into the fog like Pimpernel Smith himself but ...

"I'll be back.  One day we'll all be back..."
 



Thursday, 26 March 2020

How we doin'...?

Yesterday there were 136 confirmed cases in Croydon, out of a local population of 385,346.  That statistic doesn't really tell you much on it's own as to how well we're fighting Coronavirus as a nation though so I thought I'd do a bit of statistical analysis.

I looked at the raw statistics of the number of confirmed cornonavirus deaths per country and divided it by the number of confirmed cornonavirus cases per country.

I then removed all countries with less than 1000 cases on the basis that that probably isn't a large enough mean sample size to give reliable data from.

I then removed Countries from the stats that did not have reliable recovery data or who had a recovery number of less than 100 on the basis that it doesn't look like the virus is fully established there yet and there hasn't been a long enough throughput of cases from infection to full recovery to give a reasonable estimate of the likelihood of recovery in those countries.

After that I got this graph...

....so Italy has the highest death rate and at the moment we're in 5th place behind France, Spain and Iran.  Now it may be some countries are better at recording their data than we are but all in all it's a bit poor, isn't it?  I'm not sure what these stats truly signify I just did them as a back-of-the-envelope calculation out of curiosity.  But what do you think?  Because I think we should all move to South Korea.  If you want to play at making your own graphs the raw data is here.

Late update...

There are 181 confirmed cases in Croydon, out of a local population of 385,346

For an updated version of these stats - see here

Tuesday, 24 March 2020

128 today

128 today. Went to pick my new glasses up.  Specsavers woman had to hand me through the door. Car MOT cancelled.  Corona's on offer so I got some.  Been attempting to watch Series 11 of Doctor Who to pass the time.  Had to go back in time to series 3 to cheer myself up...

This town is becoming like a ghost town...

Not Only ... But Also... MI5

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