Wednesday, 15 June 2022

SQL

 

Afternoon

I hope you are well?

I am currently recruiting for a permanent Application Support Analyst role for a client in Chessington. You can work from home and travel to the office 1-2 times a week.

We are looking for a candidate who has experience in supporting applications/software, SQL skills would be highly advantageous (Running queries etc)

They will pay up to £40,000 for the right candidate.

Are you looking for work? If so, can you please reply to this email today?

Thank you

L

Dear L,

Wait while I chuck in my permanent job and contituity of employment for someone who is offering me the chance to pop round, solve their inability to understand a simple one line declarative language that hasn't really changed since the 70s and get fired as soon as I've explained their simple mistakes to them.  They're not offering £40,000.  They're offering a high day rate then sudden redundancy.  If indeed it's a real job at all and not a fishing expedition for technical advice.  And if indeed you represent them at all and haven't just data mined their website and then stuck a load of CVs through a piece of software to identify any with the word SQL in them.  A process you probably undertook using SQL.  Do you fancy it? 

Cheers

Anthony

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