Apparently these days you need to film burglars in VistaVision...

Hello Mr Miller

I am sending you this E-Mail to inform you that your report of theft of stand pipe on the 23rd of May has been sent for closure. Your statement has been added to the crime report as has the CCTV that has been provided.

My sergeant has reviewed the footage and does not believe it is suitable for upload to our forensic image management system and unfortunately, that means there are no further lines of enquiry to follow.

Should any further lines of enquiry come to light, this report can be re-opened and progressed accordingly.

Kind Regards,

PC Christopher 

Volume Crime Team, Bromley