Saturday, 30 November 2024

The Banks write

 Dear Mr Miller 


Due to changes in the Bank of England base rate the interest rate on your savings account is going down and the interest rate on your mortgage is going up and we think you're dumb enough to suck it up.


Yours sincerely


All the Banks

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