Sewerella on Manoeuvres

 

Switched on the telly today to find Sewerella was on manoeuvres on the BBC being interviewed by Laura Kuensscyborg about how Rishi is not popular but she isn't going to oust him.  Not bitter cus he sacked you then?  Oh well Enoch's dead...

I turned over to GB News which promised Michael Portillo but for budgetary reasons he'd been replaced by Arlene Foster talking with a talking head professor about how Trump had reached a transactional relationship with the evangelical lobby of "Dixieites".  It was actually mildly interesting...

... As were the advertisement s... A mixture of fat loss plastic and liposuction surgeons, buy-your-watch porn brokers, log fire manufacturers (who will reduce your CO2 emissions - how?) and retirement products which I'm depressingly interested in now I've turned 50.

Eventually Darren Grimes smeared himself over my screen like a Dickensian charicature and I had to switch the telly off and give it a clean...