Saturday, 12 October 2024

Visit Balmoral Urinals

Balmoral Castle has been the Scottish home of the Royal Family since it was purchased for Queen Victoria by Prince Albert in 1852 due to them having more money than they knew what to do with because they don't pay inheritance or income tax.

Enjoy a relaxing visit to the grounds at Balmoral. After your tour you can visit the Mews Gift Shop, where you will give the Royals money for lots of tat, both Scottish and Royal. 

You can also purchase hot and cold refreshments in the Restaurant, where the menu celebrates a wonderful range of local and Scottish produce.

We recommend that you set aside at least one and a half hours for your visit to Balmoral, to give you time to visit the grounds, gardens, gift shop and the custom made urinals with their specially liveried plumbing.
 

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