Wednesday 10 April 2024

Donald Tump Campaign Diary 2024

 






















2023

April 8th Meet David CaMoron

April 9th Cheat at Golf

April 15th Go to Court to prove I didn't pay hush money

April 22nd Explain to SCOTUS why I'm an Absolute Monarch

June 1st Get Convicted of Election Interference

June 2nd Start Bigly Sentence

July 30th Go to Court to prove I did steal any documents

August 15th Get Convicted of stealing classified documents

September 1st Don't do any more trial because SCOTUS says I'm King

November 10th Win Election

December 1st Write book about My Struggle in prison

2024

January 21st Take Office

January 22nd Pardon Self

January 23rd Be dictator for a day <- should be done on 22nd but too busy so reschedule

January 24th Be dictator for another day

January 25th Be dictator for another day

January 26th Be dictator for another day

January 27th Be dictator for another day

January 28th Be dictator for another day

January 29th Be dictator for another day

January 30th Be dictator for another day

January 31th Be dictator for another day

Febuary Be dictator for a month

March Be dictator for another month

April Be dictator perpetually.

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