Friday, 15 December 2023

I am African President. I have several £billion.

 

Dear Rishi,


I am African President.  I have several £billion - enough to solve UK's Refugee Problem.  Unfortunately, I cannot access this money myself.  If you can lend me £250m I will be able to release these funds & solve all your problems.


Yours sincerely


Paul Kagame

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